Excuses for Not Giving out Candy on Halloween

[Corran Antilles]

11. Requested party members to farm candy, but didn't get any takers.
10. Used all the Mentos I bought during production of my latest YouTube video.
9. I'm Schroedinger's house. When you opened the door my candy disappeared.
8. I thought giving out condoms would be more beneficial to society.
7. Too busy installing Windows 7 patches to buy candy.
6. My mother was killed by a peanut M & M.
5. Better sales on candy on November 1.
4. All the candy was eaten by the ravenous bugblatter beast of Traal.
3. I sent all the candy to a Nigerian prince.
2. I calculated the cost / benefit ratio, and saw all cost and no benefit.
1. All the kids in this neighborhood are too fat already including you.

Source: BBspot (http://www.bbspot.com/News/2009/10/top-11-halloween-candy.html)

[Corbin Starlight]

9 equals win.

I'm going to use that if I get off work early.

[Corran Antilles]

Yeah, that's a good one. I like # 3 too.

[Matheron Thayer]

Candy?

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[Jerva Kutac]

Candy?

What candy? Oh. The candy that I ate.

[Han Antilles]

Looks like Math is quite serious about his lawn. :D

[Matheron Thayer]

Indeed. I got a special clone to keep it free of dubious entities.

[Jelt]

One of my art professors was annoyed by the fact that he had to give out candy this year instead of oysters on the half shell. :rolleyes:

[Haika Vibrose]

Oysters on the half shell sounds like a cheap knock-off of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and I laugh every time I hear it said.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Oysters
Teenage Mutant Ninja Oysters
Teenage Mutant Ninja Oysters
Oysters on a half shell
Oyster Power!"