Where's that last...

[Matheron Thayer]

..'what just comes to mind' thread? -grins- Apparently here.

Gavin and Cathy so rule!

[Samantha Koortyn]

Nice sig, I love that font. :]

[Blake Isul]

Strangely enough, "Where's that last donut?"

[Val'kia Navin]

Where's my brain.

I seem to have misplaced it.

[Han Antilles]

I hope I don't leave the front door open when I go...

[Alexandrea]

Dang it, milo before an exam is not a good idea

[Samantha Koortyn]

Hip hurts.

[Jelt]

frog.

[Val'kia Navin]

Babies smell wonderful.

[Catharin Thayer]

I really want a canary. :(

[Matheron Thayer]

There's no use in complaining.

[Aka: I really should design a certificate.. about now. -chrono- Ah, another 2,5 hours till deadline... time for supper.]

[Matheron Thayer]

glittering grains of salt on your sweet potato
seemingly dead fridge surprisingly works again
energy supply company pays back 240 Euro

Life is beautiful

Shakesspeare must have had a lot of disagreeable things on his workbench

12:53

[Matheron Thayer]

14:42 I just simply can't believe it: Nobody posted on this whole board while I actually did my work at hand. Ah, well, 6:53 your time. You might possibly be sleeping. The lucky amongst you, that is. Not those poor womprats that life drags out to work in the morning.

I found a package of cheetos, anyway. Yep, fancy packed thing with more dubious ingredients than even I can remember. Four kinds of colours at least, though in the end they look just red. Too red. But taste funny, and actually inspire people to create websites and fanart about them. Asteroids (http://columns.ink19.com/shelflife/).

Apart from that... I designed my certficate. Yay!

-blinks- No.

Not the one that says I'm prof x at discipline y. Just the stuff people ask of me and pay creds for. Working for creds.. -lopsided grin- ..I should mark that day in my calendar. Yet that promise I gave myself helped: Do your cred-work, I said, then you may go on painting pictures over pictures of your lady in red. Well.. I did my cred-work, buddies. Now where is my Cathy?

[Samantha Koortyn]

Less than 12 hours till takeoff.

[Anysha]

I'm one of the poor fools who's been dragged from bed.

I hope I don't have to work 9am-8pm again. Specially because today involves the one hour bus ride each way.

[Matheron Thayer]

Poor Anysha. Looks you could really do with some real Vitamin C; Connections that would get you into the position of working but 6 convenient hours a day with short rides and the same pay. I certainly wish you that :]!

[Ella Moors]

I still haven't studied for a big biology exam I have tomorrow.

[Matheron Thayer]

So get down, make l.. er.. lo, behold.. you're just like me.

[Jelt]

I hate keyboarding class.

[Ella Moors]

Reviewing a review is a crappy assignment.

[Cyan Madine]

Lab reports SUCK. >.<

[Alexandrea]

AccuRadio really does make the day go faster!

[Matheron Thayer]

Tomorrow I'll repent.

[Jerva Kutac]

Tomorrow I'll procrastinate some more. :)

[Matheron Thayer]

Funny one. Wonder whether they'll have that in your future occupation.

I so should be sleeping. -grins-

[Corran Antilles]

I like Chai.

[Val'kia Navin]

If I kill my asshat Sergeant today, should I plead insanity or justifiable homicide.


I swear a redhead shouldn't have one as a supervisor too. We are going to freakin have a shootout in the garage one of these days.

*deeeeeep breath* Rant over.

[Ella Moors]

Getting a flu shot today... I'm going to get a big itchy bump from it. :(

And also, getting on the good side of your Biology professor HAS advantages. :D

[Huntress Nekessla]

I don't feel good...

[Val'kia Navin]

Awww...poor Kess. :( Feel better soon, Huntress. *hugs*


Me, I'm fine other than having the overwhelming desire to strangle an idiot co-worker. Am I the only grown-up that works in this unit?

[Cyan Madine]

Quite possibly, Val. =P I can sort of identify since it seems like over half the girls in my house are still children...

Bad examples:
- not relining the trash can after emptying it (how hard is that?)
- cleaning the stairs and leaving styrofoam bits and balls of hair, yet still calling it "clean"
- eating other peoples' food WITH THEIR NAMES ON IT

And many more. Eh heh. Sorry about the vent there...

[Jerva Kutac]

I can vacuum, and mop, and do laundry, and do basic repairs on a car. I'm pretty good at vacuuming too.

I do those things on a regular basis too. If I have a recipe to follow, I can cook. I don't drink, I don't smoke, and my only vice is chocolate chip cookies.

[Val'kia Navin]

Don't apologize. This is one of those "post whatever" threads it seems.

Different from the "start out as one thing and end up totally off-topic" threads we love so well.

[Leto Tariq]

- eating other peoples' food WITH THEIR NAMES ON IT

This happens no matter what you put on the food, or how big the name.

One morning, in an attempt to at least get the point across, I made a sandwich out of moldy bread, onions, tuna and an egg. For good measure, I covered the thing in a hot sauce. Once it was safely put in the refrigerator, I put a sign on the sandwich reading "GREG'S SANDWICH. DON'T EAT. POSSIBLY POISONOUS."

Yet someone still ate it. And to make it worse, they asked me how I made it.

[Jerva Kutac]

Don't try to fan a double action magnum revolver. :p
[/random good advice]

[Matheron Thayer]

I killed the pilot, but another one blasted the plane.

[Jerva Kutac]

I'm playing Hearts of Iron II as the United States.

The U.S. is currently allied with Germany and governed by a paternal autocrat.

[Davin Corros]

I'm becoming more sure by the minute that it is possible to cough so hard you throw up.

[Matheron Thayer]

Two excellent RPs in one weekend? Wonders will never cease.

[Pietur Legatus]

I'm becoming more sure by the minute that it is possible to cough so hard you throw up Its called whooping cough, I suggest you see someone about it *nods wisely*

[Jerva Kutac]

The Brazilians and the Spaniards are annoying. Several fleets, with half a dozen or so carriers, will keep the British at bay.

[Ella Moors]

If more people had common sense... would the world be a somewhat better place?

[Val'kia Navin]

Yes it would...immensely so I believe.

[Pietur Legatus]

Hey Jerva, can you name a country after me?

[Jerva Kutac]

Err...no. They are all part of my empire. Muahaha.

*pushes the nuke button*

[Samantha Koortyn]

Leto is lying. People who steal food at work don't come ask you how you made it.

[Alexi Armonov]

it seems I burned my food again

[Val'kia Navin]

I don't want to drive home in this crappy %^*%ing snow.

Damn windshield wipers better work.

[Leto Tariq]

Leto is lying. People who steal food at work don't come ask you how you made it.

Then you've never met these idiots I work with. Frankly, I blame the heat and little sleep. It won't be long before I become (more) a madman myself.

I'll grow a beard, a large one that stretches to my feet. I may wear a hat.

A hat adorned with fishing supplies.

[Jerva Kutac]

Sounds like a cross between Henry Blake and David Allan Coe.

[Corran Antilles]

Is it okay when I kill the janitor for making noise in front of the house at 9 in the morning? He had such a thingy that blows the leaves away or to a stack or whatever! Aaaargh, good that HE did wear earmuffs.

[Matheron Thayer]

Poor balancer. Hope your day went well after that.

But say.. is it okay when I kill those who reverse their stinking big transporters without checking? Or why the frak do they reverse right into my cute little automotive?

Fortunately just another crack in my bumper. Nevertheless.

Blind bastards!

[Jerva Kutac]

It's bad to go out and wade around in the water with leaky boots. ;)

[Davin Corros]

Leftover turkey, ham, gravey, cranberry sauce, and mushrooms just aren't the same without mashed potatoes. :glance

Pie, however, is JUST the same without any mashed potatoes. :eyebrows

[Samantha Koortyn]

Leto, my apologies, you must truly work in a strange place. ;]

[Leto Tariq]

No need to apologize. :)

And yeah... they scare me, sometimes.

[Jerva Kutac]

Black electrical tape makes a decent bandage.

[Davin Corros]

Black electrical tape makes a decent bandage.

If, and ONLY if, you remember to shave the hair off the area before bandaging it. :p

[Jerva Kutac]

If, and ONLY if, you remember to shave the hair off the area before bandaging it. :p

No. I'm a <s>wookie</s> real man. The only hair that I shave is on my head.

[Davin Corros]

No. I'm a <s>wookie</s> real man. The only hair that I shave is on my head.


*refrains from taking this down the obvious path*

[Jerva Kutac]

I pretend to be Sasquatch and scam yuppies out of their money.

[Davin Corros]

*falls down laughing*

I was looking through Mark Wahlberg pictures and my mind drifted away to something else, but I just kept kind of scrolling down.

All of the sudden this one caught my eye as it scrolled past and I jerked. The first thought that popped into my head? "What the hell!? That's me!"

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c232/virgi1525_91/Markyparaphotoshop.jpg

Then a split second later I realized, "No, no that's Mark Wahlberg." :p

I think it was because, in part, when I finish brushing my teeth after my morning shower I grin at the mirror to make sure I don't have stuff stuck in my teeth and I look a tiny bit like him. Plus I'm sure it didn't hurt that my mind had been drifting to Epics :p.

I'm hopeless. EPICS HAS TAKEN OVER MY LIFE AND IT'S NOT GIVING IT BACK!! O.o

[Ella Moors]

I totally get how you feel, Davin.

[Corran Antilles]

You are one of us now, Davin.

[Samantha Koortyn]

Wait till you have the avatar for several years. I once was searching for more pics of Amanda Tapping and found some bad photoshop jobs of her topless. I actually blushed with embarrassment.

[Corran Antilles]

Yes, or when you read stupid paparazzi stuff about your avatars.

[Erc Vortan]

so, where are those pics Sam? Just out of curisity of course ;)

[Corran Antilles]

*clears throat* You are talking about my lil'sis...

[Erc Vortan]

and?

[Corran Antilles]

*blinks* And?

[Erc Vortan]

that's what I thought. back to the pictures

[Samantha Koortyn]

I'm afraid I cannot divulge that information...

They're not real anyway ;] She has a no nudity clause. So even that movie where she was naked, it wasn't her.

[Jerva Kutac]

I feel like going for a walk down to the fish hatchery.

[Han Antilles]

I'm craving more deviled eggs.

[Ceryll Tana]

My eyes are tired...and it's the computer's fault... :( Heh, but I'm too addicted to do what's best for me and take a break...

[Samantha Koortyn]

It is useless to resist us.

[Corran Antilles]

Resistance is futile.

[Ceryll Tana]

must...escape...must...resist...


Aw, what the heck... :D

[Han Antilles]

Ceryll just finds me irresistable...

[Corran Antilles]

Of course.

[Erc Vortan]

god save us all ;)

[Matheron Thayer]

Poor chap. God I mean. So much to do. Apart from that I second this nice wish. Though at times I really wonder who volunteers to save him. Am I blasphemic now? Whatever, I'm sure God understands me. I'm actually with him, you must know, and my God doesn't care whether I address him as him, her or holy nature. He knows how to smile, and makes good use of it.

Apart from that, I changed my tires. Yay me. And fully agree to Davin. As all of you who agreed to him. Of course, I, too, get funny feelings over seeing myself on the media. Yet also can get worked up over moviemakers that evade the name of Sean in their trailer and final credits. So.. what I mean say is.. I still can see a difference.. sometimes ;].

[Ceryll Tana]

Ceryll just finds me irresistable...

:rolleyes: Oh yeah, that must be it... :p

[Jerva Kutac]

*waits for Sam to come in and smack Han*

[Davin Corros]

*waits for Sam to come in and smack Han*


*munches some pop-corn and gets ringside seats*

[Val'kia Navin]

Move over ab-boy. *snatches some popcorn*

[Ella Moors]

I hope i set the power point up in the right room this morning... -nervously looks at the clock and wonders why no one has showed up-

[Han Antilles]

Sam won't smack me. She likes this face too much. :D

[Davin Corros]

Oh.

*sigh*

C'mon, Val, lets go watch something else. *munches on more popcorn*

[Samantha Koortyn]

That wasn't really smackworthy.

[Han Antilles]

I could grab Val's rear. Would that work? *runs*

[Corran Antilles]

There lies Han... killed by two furies...

[Samantha Koortyn]

It's okay Han, you just go to sleep...

[Val'kia Navin]

HAH! I'll let you handle that since you're there Sam.

Wanna borrow any weapons, just let me know. I'll help hide the evidence too.

[Han Antilles]

Dayum.

[Val'kia Navin]

Had to learn something practically valuable during all these years on this job.

[Ella Moors]

Ok, I'm not taken. What if I grab someone?

[Han Antilles]

That's the spirit!

[Matheron Thayer]

Hmm, Miss Moors, why do I doubt anybody would protest?

[Ella Moors]

-grins- Yay, let the grabbing begin. Hehe.

-----

Do I have enough time to finish my poject today?

[Davin Corros]

I know I sure don't. I forgot I had (I think...) a speech that my group and I are supposed to do today. I -totally- forgot to work on what I was going to say over the weekend!

I have good stage presence, and the gift o' gab, but this is going to take some serious pulling off if I'm going to pass :p.

[Matheron Thayer]

Best succes for you, Davin. You'll do it. Go impromptu.

http://www.oakendawn.de/pics/thayer/sig_thayer_14_impromptu.jpg

I so should be off in bed.

[Ella Moors]

Lol! Love the graphic!

I'm so lucky. I had $20 in my pocket and my groceries cost $19.63.

[Jerva Kutac]

That's awesome.

Hrm.

I don't think those chips I ate agreed with my stomach. :(

[Davin Corros]

Awww poor Jerva. *offers some peptobismal*

[Jerva Kutac]

Chalky pink stuff?

Thanks, but I think I'll pass. That stuff is scary.

[Ella Moors]

I spilled coffee on the laptop.. My hair is acting floopy.. and I have so many other things to do today. >.< Not looking forward to this!

[Han Antilles]

This time of the season reallly gets everyone scrambling, eh?

Tests, finals, shopping, errands, family, vacations, travelling. Sheesh!

[Davin Corros]

Oh man, in Psychology today the teacher was telling us about the treatments for psychological problems, and some of the things that those psychological problems do to your brain and... ugh. My hands started shaking, my eyes started watering, and I got a headache. I almost stood up and left but ended up staying because I didn't want to explain it to my sister later (we're taking the same class and sit next to eachother).

Ugh. My hands are still shaking now just thinking about it.

Thank God I'm normal. :rolleyes:

[Samantha Koortyn]

I'm not paranoid, they really ARE out to get me.

[Davin Corros]

I'm not paranoid, they really ARE out to get me.

I... Seeee...

*takes notes in his little black book*

[Samantha Koortyn]

*twitches*

[Davin Corros]

*twitches*


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Panic! Maleria! Schizophrenia! Bird flu! Psycho-condriatic-operatic-mezzo-sopranizm! :eek: :eek:

*runs for the hills*

[Samantha Koortyn]

Just a small case of Saminitus.

[Davin Corros]

...

:glance

Saminitus. S... a... m.. i... n... uhhh... Can you use that in a sentence for me?

[Jerva Kutac]

Sam, I think you'd better watch out for those black helicopters...I've heard rumors that they're over east coast way.

[Samantha Koortyn]

*dons tin foil hat*

[Ella Moors]

Snowing!

[Jerva Kutac]

*dons tin foil hat*

Those actually have been proven to amplify the mind control rays.

[Samantha Koortyn]

Noooooooooooooooo

[Jerva Kutac]

Yes (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/11/11/tinfoil_hats_as_government_plot/).

Don't wear them.

[Samantha Koortyn]

Nooooooooooooooo

[Jerva Kutac]

I've got a copy of The Zombie Survival Guide coming from the library.

[Davin Corros]

Slightly irritated here because I've got this song I'm supposed to learn, and the only opera singer I can kind who performed it is Kathleen Battle, and while she's got an amazing voice, THE WOMAN HAS NO DICTION!

I swear, if she were singing in -english- I still wouldn't be able to tell the vowels from the consonants :p.

[Matheron Thayer]

Writer's block is like f*cking impotence.

[Jerva Kutac]

Writer's block is like f*cking impotence.
:rofl

Oh man. LMAO.

That's actually pretty twisted.

[Val'kia Navin]

*dies*!!!

[Pietur Legatus]

Hey, Jerva quotes the post above him too!

[Jerva Kutac]

It's an old habit from interweb debating.

[Matheron Thayer]

-grimaces- That had to be said.

Val, don't you die for long. I'm not out for one depressed comrade.

-goes on grumbling-

[Davin Corros]

Pajamas...

My parents like to keep the house so cold that I have decided that I absolutely -have- to buy some PJ's. When I wear jeans to bed they're never comfortable enough, and I hate sweatpants.

Only I can't find any decent PJ's! I did some looking around online before even bothering to run down to the store, and I can't find anything I like. I hate flannel, and it makes me itch, so that's out... but everything else just looks odd.

I want something with verticle stripes, and it can't be blue and white :p.

Only I can't find any.

Argh.

Stupid PJ's :glance.

[Jerva Kutac]

I sleep with my window open. Thus I have about five blankets on my bed.

[Darth Sivan]

I think I'll invest in some PJ's this winter too. Sleeping in undies gets too cold. -shivers-

[Alexandrea]

Do smugglers vacuum their ships?

[Ella Moors]

I've been pondering Han's line "Then I'll see you in Hell!" in Episode 5. It just on sets all this stuff about theology and such..

[Davin Corros]

Nooo, NOOOOOOOO! Why is there not ONE SINGLE PAJAMA-SET that I like?! WHY?!

I'm not asking much. Broad-cloth, and stripes that aren't white and blue. Such a -simple- reuqest :p.

[Davin Corros]

Day Five:

Still no sign of pajamas. Starting to get a bit chilly. Will be going out tomorrow or day after to shop for them at actual store, but if fails will be buying cloth and making a damn pair myself.

Why do all the pj models have super-great abs? And sexy chests? Argh. Getting a complex...

Davin Out.

[Jerva Kutac]

Nooo, NOOOOOOOO! Why is there not ONE SINGLE PAJAMA-SET that I like?! WHY?!

I'm not asking much. Broad-cloth, and stripes that aren't white and blue. Such a -simple- reuqest :p.

I'd recommend a bright orange myself. You can find them at a county slammer. :)

[ISB Agent]

Relocate here Davin, you won't have to worry about those PJs

http://members.cox.net/isb_agent/S2.jpg

[Jerva Kutac]

Looks like nice Tsunami country too.

[Samantha Koortyn]

I recommend an electric blanket. Then you don't have to wear anything to bed.

[Matheron Thayer]

An electric blanket? -very sceptical-

That I believe. Only remotely familiar with your electric chair you won't have to worry about clothing ever again.

[Jerva Kutac]

I've been on the "Interceptor" from pirates of the Caribbean.

[Han Antilles]

Ah, Mon Calamari does look nice this time of year.

[Davin Corros]

Alas, my quest for striped PJ's has ended in defeat.

Kind of.

My mom took me out shopping today and we got me some nice, blue and black pajama pants and a black, longsleeve shirt to go with it. And she paid for it, so I think it all evens out.

Then she got me more stuff for christmas O.o. Nice dress shoes and an oxford dress shirt. They weren't gonna be for christmas, but then the shoes ended up being $96 so she decided they were for christmas. *passes out* Now I'm gonna be all freaked out about wearing them.

I think the most expensive pair of shoes I've ever owned before was my last pair of dress shoes, which were $60.


My mom think's they'll last me 10 years. The only thing I've owned for 10 years so far during my short, short little life is my teddy-bear, and he's not lookin' too good any more.



Ah well. I got a haircut so now I'm sexy again. And in PJ's. Yay!

[Samantha Koortyn]

I think we need a pic to verify the sexiness.

[Matheron Thayer]

-grins- Sam's right, as so often. Give us the Corran pose you (ab)used in hopes to distract jealous husbands. Also think of something efficient, like.. extremely attractive female or SiranAxum's summer collection in submachineblasters, next time if you plan on surviving.

[Han Antilles]

I may have to take Davin's suggestion and look for pajamas, too... because holy frak, it is frelling cold outside!

I went outside to mail something and I almost froze on the spot.

[Samantha Koortyn]

Yeah I think it's even trying to snow.

[Ella Moors]

Men and their machoness ^_^

I just had my last bio lecture class ever! Yaaaaaaaay!

[Jerva Kutac]

I just finished my last final of the year.

*rubs wrist*

Damned essay tests.

[Han Antilles]

I hope both of you pass. :)

Now get writing.

*runs out of thread*

[Davin Corros]

I think we need a pic to verify the sexiness.


Fine.

Once and for all, I now PROVE that my hair cut is -totally- sexy. Or perhaps I should say... sexay...


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/Tessar/Star%20Wars%20Epics/Anthony/davinlovessam.jpg

[Jerva Kutac]

Hmm.

Image editing and some of my Google Fu...

[Matheron Thayer]

Alright, Davin. That was a bold move.. right into my sights -smirks-

And great pictures.

[Davin Corros]

:D

My last two finals are today. If you never hear from me again, now you know why...

[Davin Corros]

There goes the math final. I only managed to answer two of the questions, and only managed to start 13 of them.

*sinks slowly under the desk*

I -really- hate math. Most especially calculus.

Argh.

[Han Antilles]

Eh, I hate math too, but I made it in life.

So don't sweat it too much.

[Cyan Madine]

But math can be funnnn~ sometimes, anyway.

I finished my finals yesterday. YAY~

I get to see Narnia today. DOUBLE YAY.

I spent twenty minutes freezing my hands off trying to de-ice my windshield this morning. NOT YAY.

[Corran Antilles]

Hoorray for your finals!

[Samantha Koortyn]

Great pics, Davin. :]

[Jerva Kutac]

I've got to change the oil in my car.

[Ella Moors]

Ack, Davin's a baby! lol

I did nothing today. How useless of me.

[Jerva Kutac]

I gave my car some lubrication.

[Val'kia Navin]

I wanted to kill somebody today...or at least beat them senseless.

Some people should never be allowed to reproduce.

I hate my job sometimes.

[Ella Moors]

-dubs val gene pool life guard-

[Davin Corros]

Ooooouuuggghhh. I was sitting down on the floor beside the computer half an hour ago to use my little electric key board so I could pick out the melody to Tumnis' flute song in the Narnia movie... so I just put my arm down to support my weight while I bent my knees.

All of the sudden my arm gives out and I nearly go crashing to the floor face first. For no reason my entire body starts shaking for several seconds, then shifts to just my hands and arms. I felt really strange, and I thought maybe I was hungry.

So I walked into the kitchen and suddenly -everything- looked good. I finished off a carton of ice cream, had one of those yogurt things, and walked into the pantry. Canned soups that I've hated forever, like clam chowder, suddenly looked incredibly tempting. So I ended up fixing myself this huge sandwich with cheese, chicken, pickles, tomatoes... you name it. Then in the middle of making it I -had- to get something else to eat so I just grabbed a slice of bread and started munching on it while the chicken heated up. I didn't feel hungry--but I had to eat something.

I ate the whole sandwhich in under five minutes. And now I feel -really- strange and my hands will just start randomly shaking for several seconds.

This is not looking good for the ol' Davinator. If I get sick -again- after just being sick for over a month I may have to kill myself :rolleyes:.

[Val'kia Navin]

Crap, Davin! Had you eaten anything today?

Better take care of yourself kiddo. It'd be a shame for something to happen to Sam's most rabid fanboy.

[Cyan Madine]

Yeah, and what would I do without my bestest wingmate/test dummy?

Oh, wait, maybe I shouldn't use you as a punching bag for a while if you need to get better. =P Hope you feel better soon! *gives Davin a noogie* ... Wait, that probably didn't help, did it... oops. ^^;

[Davin Corros]

Yeah, that's why it doesn't make sense that I felt such a powerful urge to just start eating--I wasn't 'hungry' in that sense, and I'd had a nice large supper, although no lunch of breakfast (just didn't feel hungry this morning).

[Cyan Madine]

Must just be your extra high weirdness factor kicking in.

<.< >.> What?

[Gavin V. Thayer]

Methinks that "voracious" will be an adjective that is commonly used in conjunction with you, Mr. Corros.

[Cyan Madine]

XD Hahahaha...

[Davin Corros]

>.< *shakes tiny fists in rage*

*pukes all over Gavin's shoes before passing out*

[Cyan Madine]

Tiny fists?

[Davin Corros]

o(>.<)O <---Tiny Punch of DOOM!

[Gavin V. Thayer]

(wiping shoes off on Davin's clothes) He's your wingman, Lt. Madine. . .

[Leto Tariq]

The difference between the 'Rats and the Rogues? We puke on people because we want to, not for revenge.

[Mischa Margolin]

I usually just puke because I've had too much of that engine solvent the deck crew tries to pass off as booze.

[Gavin V. Thayer]

Really? I thought it was because the 'Rats can't hold their liquor. I hear tell that some of you pass out after drinking one fozbeer...

[Mischa Margolin]

Please, little boy.

First chance at a drinking contest between squadrons...it's on.

[Adok Borys]

Gavin are you looking for a fight?

*slides him down the bar and into the wall*

[Gavin V. Thayer]

*staves off unconsciousness, grabs longneck bottle and starts swinging*
Corros, you better wake your sorry rear end up and jump into this!

[Davin Corros]

Can't. Too busy being passed out.

Have fun guys!

[Mischa Margolin]

Hey, I said drinking contest. Not a fight.

Dammit Dock!

[Pietur Legatus]

Its only a fight if we join in. Let those two spoil their looks by themselves

[Mischa Margolin]

Good thinking, Legs.

Besides, I've had too much to fight to drink properly...or something...yeah.

[Leto Tariq]

Oh, as if drink has ever kept you from a good fight.

[Val'kia Navin]

Or anything else for that matter.:rolleyes:

[Mischa Margolin]

I hate you both. :p

[Cyan Madine]

The things that happen when I'm gone... *shakes head sadly*

Now where were those drinks coming from? ]=)

[Mischa Margolin]

We're charging them to Intel's account. Don't tell anyone.

[Val'kia Navin]

No, what you want to do is charge it to the account of one Rinehart VonToma of the Imperial Security Bureau.

[Gavin V. Thayer]

Your honor, I submit two official affidavits on behalf of my client. The first, certified by one 'Rab Kislev', has Mr. VonToma claiming Ms. Navin as his common law wife. The second is Mr. VonToma's official death certificate, also notarized by Rab Kislev. According to the law, Ms. Navin must assume all debts incurred by Agent VonToma, and I urge the court to use all its means to enforce the collection of such debts. . .

[Val'kia Navin]

Your honor, I submit two official affidavits on behalf of my client. The first, certified by one 'Rab Kislev', has Mr. VonToma claiming Ms. Navin as his common law wife.



Bwah!!! In your dreams, Imp! I can get pretty, official looking documents made up just like those too.

Need I remind you, young Master Thayer, that I can also obtain documents that could keep you out of Rogue Squadron for as long as I see fit. :evil

Or maybe I'll just sic Misch on you after she's had a couple more rounds.

[Daiman Sirana]

Hey, she would have been my wife...if she wasn't a sneaky Rebel agent.

[Corran Antilles]

Imps trying to get our girls?

[Davin Corros]

(*whisper*Gavin's a boy, Corran, not a girl.)

[Corran Antilles]

*whispers back* But I meant that Daiman wants Val...

[Davin Corros]

*whispers*Oh... Right. E-heh. Gotcha.

[Cyan Madine]

*pats Davin's poooor little confused head*

[Samantha Koortyn]

I hope it's nothing serious Davin.

[Daiman Sirana]

*whispers back* But I meant that Daiman wants Val...

Yes. You could say that, Captain Antilles.

[Matheron Thayer]

I dislike having to send prompt notes.

[Jerva Kutac]

Yumm...gooey yellow grease.

[Mischa Margolin]

o_O

[Leto Tariq]

Jerva! I never knew you visited the ship's mess hall.

[Jerva Kutac]

Gooey yellow grease in my stomach.

Tasty.

[Mischa Margolin]

:narsty

[Pietur Legatus]

I think he must be the only person who actially likes the mess' mac'n'cheese

[Jerva Kutac]

I have a cast iron stomach that is going to be donated to medical science when I die.

[Samantha Koortyn]

Narsty.

[T'ai D'nn D'uan]

Never moon a werewolf.

Trust me...no good.

T'ai

[Jerva Kutac]

Sharp pointy Russian things hurt when they poke your thumb. :p

[Davin Corros]

Trying to write music is waaaaaaaaay too hard :glance.

I come up with an idea, and write down the first few notes. Then I can't remember what the next note was, so I have to play it over again. Then I get carried away and improvise with it for fifteen minutes, remember I'm supposed to be writing it down, and put down the next two or three notes. Then I get carried away again.

Yesterday I spent, like, two hours playing this thing on the piano that I came up with, and I only have the first ten seconds of it writen down :glance.

[Samantha Koortyn]

Why don't you just record yourself?

[Davin Corros]

I do, but I'm always afraid that I'll forget how to play the chords :D. I'm not terribly good with picking out chords, although the melody is always easy.

[Matheron Thayer]

After you recorded it you could run to some prof or freak and get her to translate what she hears into chords.

He paid. I just pointed him to the wrong account. -grimaces- Now I need a silly insurance. In another context.

[Jerva Kutac]

I scored 99 on the ASVAB. :)

[Val'kia Navin]

Great job, Jerva. :D

[Jerva Kutac]

I rule. :)

[Davin Corros]

The what now?

[Leto Tariq]

Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery.

Basically, it's a test given by the United States armed forces.

[Davin Corros]

So a 99 out of 100, then? Way to go, dude :D.

[Jerva Kutac]

Actually, IIRC, it's 99 out of 99.

It makes sense, now that I think about it too. :p

[Mischa Margolin]

Jerva, you be very very smart. :p

[Jerva Kutac]

It's percentiles as opposed to percents.

I'm not very smart unless I'm My smarts > σ + 2S :p

[Matheron Thayer]

Whatever it be, Jerva. You sound happy. Reason enough for me to cheer with you. Congrats, old man.

[Samantha Koortyn]

Congratulations :]

[Corran Antilles]

Congrats.

[Jerva Kutac]

Thanks. :D

[Davin Corros]

Does anyone -else- get chest pains and then purple and black spots in front of their vision when they do arobic exercise? I've been like that for years, but I had a physical two years ago and came back with a clean bill of health, so I'm sure it must be normal.

Only no one else in my family says they have that :glance.

[Corran Antilles]

Did you have a stress ECG?

[Davin Corros]

Is that the thing where they put the cloth thing around your arm and pump it up?

[Corran Antilles]

You have one around the arm and carry it over a whole day while doing your normal life thing, so it can mess all hour and can record at what situations it happens.

[Davin Corros]

Oh. Errr, then no <.<

[Han Antilles]

Congrats to Jerva!

[Jerva Kutac]

Did you have a stress ECG?

Nope.

I dunno what that is.

[Corran Antilles]

I meant Davin with that.

[Jerva Kutac]

I meant Davin with that.

LOL. Serves me right for not being awake. :p

[Davin Corros]

Yeah, I finally got someone to talk to me! Don't butt in, Jerva! :p

[Jerva Kutac]

Someone stole all the donuts!

[Val'kia Navin]

Don't look at me. I only steal the big things.

[Jerva Kutac]

Police like donuts, right? :p

[Val'kia Navin]

No, that is a stereotype perpetuated by the media and Dunkin Donuts to make people feel safer about going to donut shops. It's a conspiracy to keep Americans eating donuts and away from bagels, their biggest competiton.

[Samantha Koortyn]

:hmmm

[Matheron Thayer]

Val. -wide grin- I always suspected that.

The brain is a little naughty animal swimming in daft humour. No wonder it's annoyed when you lie down and want it to rest just because your frackin' eyes are thayered. The brain, I tell you, does never sleep.

[Samantha Koortyn]

Yeah, I know that.

[Matheron Thayer]

-grins.. takes not explicitly defined liberties with her, offspring~ing of an overtired mind, naturally, and gives one tired grin more-

I'd expected another comment. Something like *blinks* or somebody handing me some drugs or trying to withdraw them from me. Looks I'm just simply too negative. Though not right now. Here's Hulk running in the background and you can tell which book I bought last if you ever read it. It's still comparatively new... I guess. Or no, wrong, they already filmed it. It must be out for a while.

[Davin Corros]

... Matheron confuzells me. O.o What is this thing you speak of?