Weird Website of the Day

[Samantha Koortyn]

Time Cube (http://www.timecube.com/)

The hollow Time Cube in which the 4 quadrant corners of Earth rotate, equates to your 4 corner bedroom, or to a 4 corner classroom which represents the 4 corners of Earth - in which stupid and evil pedants teach dumb students 1 corner knowledge.

My wisdom so antiquates known knowledge, that a psychiatrist examining my behavior, eccentric by his academic single corner knowledge, knows no course other than to judge me schizoprenic.

If I tell a human that his 4-corner head (nose, 2 ears and back corner) has only a 1-corner face, the dumb-ass will say to me - "prove it". He knows not that his face is a corner.

Feel free to comment or add any you come across.

[Corran Antilles]

To be honest...I'm totally confused LOL

[Wraith 02]

as am i...

[Corran Antilles]

Hooray. I'm not alone!

[Samantha Koortyn]

That's the point. ;]

[Wraith 02]

did i miss the memo then?

[Samantha Koortyn]

It's a weird website. They don't have to make sense.

[Han Antilles]

No comment.

[Penny Murdoc]

Very interesting

[Ariana Foxx]

OHMYGOD! Now I know where Doug went!
That sounds EXACTLY like this guy (Doug) I used to work with. I stopped emailing with him when he turned up for a movie dressed as Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. Freakin' Weird.

[Penny Murdoc]

LOL

[Samantha Koortyn]

Click (http://www.members.shaw.ca/rsobie/default.htm)

But mankind faces even more challenges which are leading him headlong into Armageddon, unless man can decode the messages left by the past, and find a way to use the Battle Star -earth’s moon- brought through a wormhole by Rama from the distant future- an incarnation of the Supreme - 2 million years ago.

[Wraith 02]

*blinks*
well, thats might odd...
who ever though that up, needs to increase their meds...:p

[Corran Antilles]

Does that mean, I have to fly to an asteroid again? *blinks* LOL

[Wraith 02]

yes, i think it does...
just this time, its for no reason at all...:p
lol

[Corran Antilles]

As long as I can kiss Liv Tyler before... LOL

[Samantha Koortyn]

Link (http://jokubonis.20megsfree.com/)

In this site I present a Great idea - The Square Wheel.

Lets put it frankly: The Square Wheel idea is one of important ideas of the centuries.

[Wraith 02]

anything bigger then that adn its not gonna work...LOL

[Corran Antilles]

Square wheels...good for stairs?

[Penny Murdoc]

*gg*

[Samantha Koortyn]

link (http://www.lennonmurdertruth.com/introduction.asp)

Contrary to all reports about a lone drifter named Mark David Chapman who allegedly shot John Lennon in the back December 8, 1980 you’ll find ample evidence in the back issues of Time, Newsweek, and US News and World Report magazines to suggest otherwise. Namely, that John Lennon was, not only politically assassinated, but that Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan and, you’d better sit down, horror novelist Stephen King are the three people who can be proven guilty of the crime. King being the real murderer and Chapman but a look-alike, paid actor misleading you with an absolute hoax, the media in tow.

[Corran Antilles]

I always knew that! *paranoid look*

[Samantha Koortyn]

Conspiracy nuts are so hilarious.

[Samantha Koortyn]

link (http://www.sharonstonesscar.com/)This site is dedicated to the mystery and intrigue surrounding the scar on Sharon Stone's neck. Few believe me, many deny it exists, and no one knows how she got it. It almost looks as if she's been beheaded, had her throat slit open, or had routine head transplant surgery.Head transplant surgery?

[Corran Antilles]

You don't know that? It's also called Frankensteining.

[Samantha Koortyn]

Oh, right...

[Wraith 02]

cwazie:p

[Corran Antilles]

Hungry? (http://users.bigpond.net.au/wanglese/Alien_recipes.html)

Greys are, naturally grey in colour, though they are as tall as blues. It is thought that they come from a colder planet than the blues. Their meat is generally tougher than blues, and also higher in cholesterol. Good for mincing for hamburger meat, although a wine based marinade will allow you to prepare a good stew or casserole. As their meat is tougher than Blues, more cooking time is needed.

[Samantha Koortyn]

Tasty...

[Samantha Koortyn]

Square Watermelons. (http://akiba.sorobangeeks.com/news_8437.html)

[Han Antilles]

Weird.

[Corran Antilles]

I want SG-actionfigure to the pyramid-formed melon

[Wraith 02]

i've seen stuff about that before...
cant remember where though...

[Samantha Koortyn]

The evil of dihydrogen monoxide. (http://www.dhmo.org/)Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is a colorless and odorless chemical compound, also referred to by some as Dihydrogen Oxide, Hydrogen Hydroxide, Hydronium Hydroxide, or simply Hydric acid. Its basis is the unstable radical Hydroxide, the components of which are found in a number of caustic, explosive and poisonous compounds such as Sulfuric Acid, Nitroglycerine and Ethyl Alcohol.

[Han Antilles]

Weird.

[Corran Antilles]

I don't understand a word.

[Samantha Koortyn]

It's also commonly known as "water".

[Jerva Kutac]

I got that one. ;) I've helped perpetuate it too!

[Wraith 02]

ooo!

[Samantha Koortyn]

I think this pages says it all. (http://www.ews.uiuc.edu/~akapadia/moon.html)

[Corran Antilles]

Whoah...they are right!

[Samantha Koortyn]

Link (http://www.wackyuses.com/uses.html)

Actually some of those sound pretty useful.

[Corran Antilles]

I agree. That can be really helpful!

But....?

<blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>Remove grease from clothes. Empty a can of Coke into a load of greasy work clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular wash cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains, according to Mary Ellen.<hr></blockquote>

And what with the Coke stains then?

[Wraith 02]

its a waste of coke:(

but some cool uses...

[Corran Antilles]

Our goal is to present a practical, step by step guide for humans & their cats to activate their fullest potential, allowing man, woman, & feline to dwell in the ecstasy of physical, mental, & spiritual health.

Yoga-Kitty (http://www.yogakitty.com/index.html)

Make sure to watch the videos LOL

[Samantha Koortyn]

That's great :]

[Corran Antilles]

I laughed loud about the videos.

[Corran Antilles]

<blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>We establish a fund in current time. You make a small contribution to the fund, and in a few hundred years that small amount grows to a very large amount. From that fund, moneys will be taken and used to retrieve you, perhaps seconds after you join, perhaps even moments before your recorded death, perhaps some other point in your lifetime. Further, the fund may even pay to have you "rejuvenated" medically (assuming this is scientifically possible at that time,) and support you financially for a number of years. (Note: Retrieving you just before the moment of death is just one possible scenario, but one that would avoid any Star Trek(TM) type paradoxes. There are an unlimited number of other possibilities, and we do not know what they will do, we can only make reasonably informed guesses.)<hr></blockquote>

<a href="http://www.timetravelfund.com/index.html" target="_new">Time Travel Fund</a>

[Samantha Koortyn]

Condiment Packet Gallery (http://www.chrisharne.com/condiment/index.html)

[Corran Antilles]

Now I'm hungry.

[Samantha Koortyn]

Me too.

[Corran Antilles]

*shares tomato salad with Sam*

[Samantha Koortyn]

Yum, thanks :]

[Corran Antilles]

This site describes the natural biological process that occurs after death. Human and personal reactions to death are explored elsewhere on the Death: the last taboo website.

<a href="http://www.deathonline.net/decomposition/index.htm" target="_new">Decomposition</a>

<img border=0 src="http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/sick.gif" />

[Samantha Koortyn]

Actually... cool site.

[Corran Antilles]

Yes, reminded me of my Thanatopsis character *g*

[Corran Antilles]

<a href="http://www.dognoses.com/" target="_new">Dognoses</a>

[Wraith 02]

*raises eye brow*
is the owner of that site entirely saine??

[Rusty Metropolis]

Quotes Double D from Ed, Edd, N' Eddy



"That's...disturbing..."

[Han Antilles]

I love this one. He reminds me of my little vornskr.

<img border=0 src="http://www.dognoses.com/brownnose.jpg" />

[Corran Antilles]

And he thinks: You WILL give me a cookie.

[Matheron Thayer]

That, actually, is a great page and idea. Quirky, sure, but a commendable piece of work.

[Corran Antilles]

Yes, I had fun too to check the list.

[Samantha Koortyn]

It's pretty cool.

[Corran Antilles]

<a href="http://www.trashlog.org/" target="_new">trashlog</a>

Strange...

[Samantha Koortyn]

I think there's enough trash on the internet already...

[Corran Antilles]

Really? LOL

[Samantha Koortyn]

The Hamster Menace (http://www.crowaptok.com/HAMPSTER/hampster_menace.htm)

Bin Laden has hamster technology. Be afraid.

[Corran Antilles]

Aaah, yes... now I know why I never liked hamsters...

[Matheron Thayer]

Hampsters! Uh..oh..let's cower. Over here in our city actually taketh place a roleplayers' convention called <a href="http://www.hamstercon.de/" target="_new">Hamstercon</a>- the return of the Hamster.

But let me venture forth and introduce to ye The voice of Interplanetary Parliament, Dr. George King, founder of the <a href="http://www.aetherius.org/NewFiles/Dr_George_King.html" target="_new">Aetherius Society</a>.

I first read of the Aetherius society yesternight, studying Brewer's Dictionary of Phrase and Fable, where they, in fact, stated the Aetherian belief encircled ..a race of wise fish living on planet Venus that were out to ..suck all oxygen from Earth's atmosphere in order to extinct all terrestrial life but the oceanic.

Now.. looking it up on the net I couldn't yet find any such claim. Aetherians' seem to believe, however, that we're currently attacked by Black Magicians:

"Not only do the aliens act as spiritual guides, but they also protect us from both internal and external forces. They prevent ecological disasters as well as cosmic warfare. The Aetherians believe that there are flying saucers hovering constantly around the Earth protecting us from evil and warning us about imminent attacks (Lewis: 28). At one point, The Cosmic Masters went so far as to devise an invisible barrier around the planet to shield it from destructive forces (36). Earth is believed to be presently under attack by "The Black Magicians" who wish to enslave the inhabitants of Earth (Melton, 1996: 677)." [<a href="http://religiousmovements.lib.virginia.edu/nrms/aetherius.html#beliefs" target="_new">Source</a>]

[Corran Antilles]

<a href="http://michaelpaulus.com/gallery/character-Skeletons" target="_new">Skeletal Systems</a>

[Samantha Koortyn]

Cool...

[Corran Antilles]

<a href="http://www.redtongue.com/golfintro.html" target="_new">Yuckiest minigolf course</a>

[Samantha Koortyn]

Scary.

[Han Antilles]

Wow.

[Corran Antilles]

<a href="http://members.aol.com/covers3/" target="_new">Comic Book Bondage Cover of the Day</a>

[Samantha Koortyn]

Actually that's pretty cool.

[Corran Antilles]

Yeah...but it's still a weird hobby to collect such covers.

[Corran Antilles]

<a href="http://www.hanttula.com/exhibits/freakyfood/" target="_new">Museum of food anomalies</a>

[Tacita Darklighter]

Run! The Honeycomb from hell!!!

[Noah Endawn]

So you brought it from your home, Tac? ;)

[Tacita Darklighter]

I don't live in hell... :P

[Noah Endawn]

True... just the persons around you. ;)

[Tacita Darklighter]

:(

[Noah Endawn]

Aawwww *dares to put an arm around Tac's shoulders* I was just kidding...

[Han Antilles]

What an attention getter.... *rolls eyes*

[Tacita Darklighter]

Jealous?

[Corran Antilles]

Uh, yes.... speaking about <a href="http://www.istolebrad.com/" target="_new">attention</a>.

[Samantha Koortyn]

Weird...

[Samantha Koortyn]

Perry Tales (http://www.perry-tales.com/)

Fanfiction about Steve Perry. The singer, not the SW author.

[Corran Antilles]

Who is Steve Perry?

[Samantha Koortyn]

Sacrilege.

He's the lead singer of Journey (http://www.journeytheband.com/).

[Corran Antilles]

And who is that? *runs*

[Samantha Koortyn]

They were really popular in the 80s here. :] They sing "Faithfully".

[Corran Antilles]

I guess they weren't famous in Germany.

[Samantha Koortyn]

I guess not.

[Darth Sivan]

And Corran is not missing anything...

[Matheron Thayer]

-buys 'Brad left Jen for me' unisex ringer tee-

Nice ghoulish joke it becometh when some military leader weareth it while rallying boys for war..

[Corran Antilles]

Bunny suicide (http://users.pandora.be/ptuui/)

Very weird...

Needs a moment to load completely.

[Samantha Koortyn]

Very dark humor. I like it.

[Corran Antilles]

Me too. I had to laugh loud about it.

[Samantha Koortyn]

www.powergenitalia.com/ (http://www.powergenitalia.com/)

Hmmm... :hmmm

[Corran Antilles]

Under construction? Hmmm, what are they building? ;)

[Samantha Koortyn]

One wonders...

[Samantha Koortyn]

Huh? Corp. We do stuff. (http://www.huhcorp.com/ideas.htm)

Truth in advertising.

[Corran Antilles]

LOL Can I work there?

[Corran Antilles]

Paperdoll Heaven (http://www.paperdollheaven.com/)

You can dress celeb paperdolls there. They have "Tac" and "Sivan" ;)

[Tacita Darklighter]

They need VIP access though. :(

[Corran Antilles]

But here you can try a new look: www.paperdollheaven.com/m...ssicaa.php (http://www.paperdollheaven.com/makeoverjessicaa.php)

[Tacita Darklighter]

Cool! I made her a goth. LOL

[Corran Antilles]

LOL Somehow I guessed that.

[Tacita Darklighter]

You must be psychic. :P

[Corran Antilles]

Sometimes... *smirks*

[Samantha Koortyn]

Stinky Meat (http://www.stinkymeat.net/)

You really have to view it all to get the full effect.

[Jodi Sariss]

And I thought some of the stuff in my *fridge* was bad...

[Matheron Thayer]

Hellelujah. And I thought I had unusual hobbies.

[Corran Antilles]

I think, I'll eat just something vegetarian today.

[Jodi Sariss]

Oh, I dunno. I've seen some pretty scary 'vegetables' coming out of the depths of my fridge before. They broke out all by themselves, crawleded three feet in the direction of the front door, and expired.

I'm mostly sure they used to be vegetables - now, they're semi-sentient lifeforms, but I had to get rid of my pet experiment as the neighbors were complaining about the smell. Apparently somewhat like old cabbage, but I could have sworn it was broccolli.

Anyway, enough about my hydroponic/crygenics experiments.

Anyone else?

[Corran Antilles]

True...I had forgotten some tomatoes and a cucumber in my fridge... that was nasty.

[Samantha Koortyn]

Did they say, "Mommy?"

[Corran Antilles]

No, they said: "Bring me to your leader, Earthling!"

[Samantha Koortyn]

Wow, they must really have evolved then...

[Corran Antilles]

They screamed as I threw them into the garbage container. ;)

[Tacita Darklighter]

Awww...

[Samantha Koortyn]

Mermaids (http://www.thefeejeemermaid.com/gallery1.htm)

[Corran Antilles]

<img border=0 src="http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/sick.gif" />

[Han Antilles]

Fascinating.

[Samantha Koortyn]

Shake your Face (http://www.shakeskin.com/Shakeskin/Gallery/Shaken/)

[Matheron Thayer]

Ugh! Dothn't look too attractive...

[Corran Antilles]

Somehow they look half-dead.

[Han Antilles]

Weird.

[Corran Antilles]

Can I borrow your tinfoil hat, Sam?

<a href="http://www.profindpages.com/news/2005/02/26/MN791.htm" target="_new">Watch the skies!</a>

[Wraith 02]

0.o

that was rather intresting actually...
looking at some of the links about notradamious(sp?) anyway

[Corran Antilles]

I have a book about Nostradamus. His prophecies are so vague that you can interprete a lot of invents into them.

[Han Antilles]

Weird.

[Samantha Koortyn]

I for one welcome our new alien overlords.

[Samantha Koortyn]

The Church of Shatnerology (http://www.shatnerology.com/)

[Corran Antilles]

Disturbing!

[Han Antilles]

Fantastic!

[Tacita Darklighter]

How to destroy the earth (http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/misc/destroy.html)

[Darth Sythis]

*takes notes*

[Matheron Thayer]

Sam's archive.. aha.. -arches eyebrow, then laughs- Well, I suspected she was somewhat misanthrope, but that? ;] Anyway, nice one. Especially after the mention of Terry Pratchett. I love Pratchett.

[Samantha Koortyn]

Curses, foiled again...

[Asshur Hellesponte]

How to pack and ship a brain. (http://nybb.hs.columbia.edu/pathologist.htm)

Because inquiring minds want to know.

[Noah Endawn]

Good to know.

[Jerva Kutac]

<a href="http://www.vgg.com/kfc/index.html" target="_new">Kremlin Fried Chicken</a>

[Corran Antilles]

Yummy

[Han Antilles]

Err... yeah.

[Traven Dunn]

<a href="http://www.exitmundi.nl/" target="_new">Exit Mundi</a>

The end is near...

[Corran Antilles]

<a href="http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/" target="_new">The gallery of regrettable food</a>

[Samantha Koortyn]

Ack, I have actually seen that site. Bleh.

[Noah Endawn]

<a href="http://www.bizarrerecords.com/" target="_new">Bizarre Records</a>

[Jerva Kutac]

<a href="http://www.korea-dpr.com/" target="_new">The official website of the DPRK.</a>

[Samantha Koortyn]

Is that real?

[Jerva Kutac]

I have no idea.

*jumps to the CIA world factbook*

I doubt it. The World Factbook has no information about internet users in the DPRK.

[Matheron Thayer]

Have a look at this <a href="http://www.korea-dpr.com/kfa2005/" target="_new">subpage</a>. It doth not look like something people put up for fun. Besides.. even the CIA might hath other things to do apart from updating their openly published fact collection. Possibly.

[Samantha Koortyn]

Big Geen Button (http://www.biggreenbutton.com/)

[Matheron Thayer]

Bad guy! He's making fun of all the kind people in the world desperately seeking for a purpose.

[Tacita Darklighter]

Is it normal? (http://www.isitnormal.com)

[Corran Antilles]

Hey, that is interesting!

[Matheron Thayer]

Interesting indeed. There I could finally find out.. ;].

[Matheron Thayer]

<a href="http://babelfish.altavista.com/babelfish/urltrurl?lp=en_de&trurl=http%3a%2f%2fthe-atlantic-paranormal-society.com%2fnewsparanormal.html" target="_new">Hähne Geisthauntings</a> - ghosts were people too.

[Han Antilles]

Heh. I have seen this before.

[Corran Antilles]

Who you gonna call?

[Corran Antilles]

<a href="http://www.xmission.com/~emailbox/translate.htm" target="_new">Cat translation dictionary</a>

Useful, huh?

[Samantha Koortyn]

Cute. :]

[Corran Antilles]

<a href="http://blinkorama.blogspot.com/" target="_new">Blink-o-Rama</a>

[Tacita Darklighter]

LOL funny

[Matheron Thayer]

Cool, some people are looking great when the do!

[Corran Antilles]

For <a href="http://www.samnath-naur.5u.com/" target="_new">LOTR</a> fans *g*

[Samantha Koortyn]

Cute. :]

[Corran Antilles]

<a href="http://www.solardeathray.com/" target="_new">Solar deathray</a>

[Corran Antilles]

This is EVIL (http://www.johnnybeinart.citymax.com/page/page/544347.htm) *hides*

[Samantha Koortyn]

That is creepy. I like the solar death ray though.

[Samantha Koortyn]

Planet Earth dogtags. (http://www.earthbounddog.com/)

[Corran Antilles]

That's cool *g*

[Matheron Thayer]

Indeed, and hilarious their guarantee.

[Han Antilles]

Excellent!

[Traven Dunn]

Netdisaster (http://www.netdisaster.com/index.html)

[Samantha Koortyn]

Oh God, there's an Axe in my Head (http://www.yamara.com/axe/index.html)

[Corran Antilles]

LOL And the German is wrong!!!

Correct is: "Oh Gott! Da ist eine Axt in meinem Kopf!"

[Samantha Koortyn]

Heh, you should contact them. :]

[Corran Antilles]

Yeah, I'll do that. *g*

[Samantha Koortyn]

Just noticed this:

Goa'uld: Yo me Weiafei! Te monba im tap-ei.

[Corran Antilles]

I emailed them *g*

[Samantha Koortyn]

Cool :]

[Corran Antilles]

When I get an answer, I'll tell you.

[Samantha Koortyn]

What did their version say?

[Corran Antilles]

Well, it's "There is an axe in my head too", but in the meaning of "You can get an axe in my head."

[Samantha Koortyn]

Stacking Pennies (http://www.fincher.org/Misc/Pennies/)

These people have way too much time on their hands.

[Corran Antilles]

Looks like a hobby for Scrooge McDuck.

[Jerva Kutac]

<a href="http://www.ranchogrossinger.net/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=R&Product_Code=BULLYHUGE&Category_Code=UQ" target="_new">Need a purse?</a>

[Corran Antilles]

Some people have a strange taste.

[Matheron Thayer]

Argh, that hurts. I'm more for the classical skull on the table. Though even this may cause headaches.

[Corran Antilles]

<a href="http://homepage.ntlworld.com/ambianet/askjack/" target="_new">Ask Jack Bauer</a>

[Matheron Thayer]

Funnny one, this Jack..

The Empire's attacking my homeworld. What can I do to stop them?

Jack Says:
Well, Wallace, what I'd do is, maybe kick in a couple of doors, scream and rant about the abilities of those around me, and scowl at everyone, but that's just me.

Now it's Palpatine in person approaching. What about him?

Jack Says:
Well, Wallace, what I'd do is, slam my office door several times, pull my gun, wave it about in the air and yell threateningly, possibly try to blackmail The President (I do know some things about him he wants to keep secret), and certainly consider smoking some more cigarettes, up to you what you do.

Well, thanks, Jack. I prefer more coffee.

[Corran Antilles]

Yeah *g* Here's what he advised to me:

Your Problem Was:

What should i do to free sam and han out of the hands of the black sun?



Jack Says:

Mmmm, Corran, when one of my staff had this problem, I just had to, assign one of my staff a really pointless task, just to annoy them, scream and rant about the state of the world, and have to beat up on my suspects, can't speak for you.



Hmmm, beat up suspects.... sounds fine to me...

[Samantha Koortyn]

Your Problem Was:

How can i escape the clutches of black sun?

Jack Says:

Now, Sam, I'd, prank call the president, shoot my computer for one, then call tech support, and possibly try to blackmail someone (a man in my position learns stuff), but that's just me.

[Corran Antilles]

<a href="http://www.pottymouthshop.com/" target="_new">Pottymouthshop.com</a>

Check out the t-shirts they sell LOL

[Samantha Koortyn]

Those are great :] But I have that kind of humor.

[Ynnek Rellim]

Your Problem Was:

How do i heal emotional scarring from the death of my parents by the hands of zealous imperials who decided my home city would make great target practice?



Jack Says:

I think in your situation, Rellim, in your position at least, I'd, feel real sorry for myself, maybe get drunk, and kick the f??k out of the furniture at the CTU, up to you what you do.

Your Problem Was:

If a pack of defensive bull-like creatures were charging at me and my only defense is a knife, what do i do?



Jack Says:

Mmmm, Rellim, in your position at least, I'd, certainly consider smoking some more cigarettes, and drive around till I found someone who looked like a criminal, then ram them, but that's just me.

Your Problem Was:

The imerials have a death star that is capable of destroying entire planets, what do i do?



Jack Says:

Okay, Rellim, when one of my staff had this problem, I just had to, go find some bad guys and shoot them, and assign one of my staff a really pointless task, just to annoy them, up to you what you do.

[Samantha Koortyn]

We want your soul. (http://www.wewantyoursoul.com/)

[Corran Antilles]

Straaaange.

[Han Antilles]

Heh.

[Matheron Thayer]

<blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>These terms are subject to change without notice.<hr></blockquote> LOL. Think the lot of us did the Quotation a time. What do ye think, hath yer soul's worth risen or fallen sith then? ;]

[Samantha Koortyn]

The disembodied head of Patrick Duffy (http://www.white-trash.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=246&Itemid=56)

[Corran Antilles]

Scary *cries* LOL

[Han Antilles]

Oh brother...

[Corran Antilles]

<a href="http://www.penguinwarehouse.com/index.php" target="_new">Penguin warehouse</a>

[Matheron Thayer]

"Be the first on your block to own a penguin!"

That's the main thing about it, isn't it? How superficial can people be.

[Samantha Koortyn]

Yeah, while growing up I was pretty spoiled, but always appreciated what I got. And it was fun to watch the next door neighbors scramble to catch up with us.

[Corran Antilles]

LOL Sounds familiar. When I got a new toy, the neighbour kid got it too. But mostly one size bigger *rolls eyes*

[Samantha Koortyn]

Yeah, same here. And they actually sat outside in chairs facing our house when we moved in, watching to see what we had.

[Corran Antilles]

Sounds like a scene of "The 'Burbs"

[Samantha Koortyn]

Well, we are the Klopeks of our subdivision.

[Corran Antilles]

LOL

[Han Antilles]

Where's Opus?

[Samantha Koortyn]

Opus?

[Han Antilles]

Yes... Opus.

http://www.lambiek.net/artists/breathed_berke/opus.gif

[Corran Antilles]

<a href="http://www.zentastic.com/entries/200505131335.html" target="_new">X-Ray piercing pictures</a>

[Samantha Koortyn]

Whoa, one of those is in a very uncomfy place for a guy.

[Han Antilles]

Ow.

Ow.

Ow.

[Samantha Koortyn]

The earth is not moving. (http://www.fixedearth.com/)

[Han Antilles]

Oh brother...

[Matheron Thayer]

Whether earth is moving or not? Frankly, my dears, I don't give a damn. ;]

[Corran Antilles]

*rubs face*

[Samantha Koortyn]

My cat hates you. (http://www.mycathatesyou.com/)

[Corran Antilles]

Evil kitties!

[Han Antilles]

Let's hear it for evil kitties!

[Corran Antilles]

<a href="http://www.oedilf.com/db/Lim.php" target="_new">The Omnificent English Dictionary In Limerick Form</a>

[Matheron Thayer]

Great! I love such stuff, playing with language-- though limericks aren't my kind.

[Samantha Koortyn]

I know some dirty limericks.

[Corran Antilles]

Lil'sis!!!

[Samantha Koortyn]

What?

[Corran Antilles]

Dirty limericks!!! I'm shocked!

[Matheron Thayer]

Huh? Most of what limericks I can think of deal with sex. Now how is sex something dirty, tell ye me?

[Samantha Koortyn]

Yeah...

[Corran Antilles]

Sex is just dirty when you havn't showered for a while.

[Matheron Thayer]

My point. Or out in some mud hole that cometh leaping thy way in the action.

[Samantha Koortyn]

Sibology (http://www.sibology.com/HP1.HTM)

[Han Antilles]

Some people just shouldn't be allowed on the net.

[Corran Antilles]

Strange...

[Samantha Koortyn]

Kirk Cameron (http://wayofthemaster.com/wotm_html.shtml) of Growing Pains fame... is a preacher?

[Corran Antilles]

*blinks* Now that's weird!

[Corran Antilles]

<a href="http://www.tomatoesareevil.com/" target="_new">Tomatoes are evil</a>

[Samantha Koortyn]

That's weird...

[Corran Antilles]

<a href="http://tomcruiseisnuts.com/" target="_new">TomCruiseIsNuts.com</a>

[Samantha Koortyn]

Heh, we knew that.

[Han Antilles]

They were talking about this website this morning on the radio. LOL!

[Corran Antilles]

Yeah, it was on Viva.TV here too LOL