Funny eBay Auctions Part Deux

[Tacita Darklighter]

Bwahaha! (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2192&item=4556985749&rd=1)

[Corran Antilles]

There he's still smiling...

[Tacita Darklighter]

The auction ended in 5 minutes and the buyer drove it away that night. Classic!

[Han Antilles]

.50 pence?

Are you serious??

[Corran Antilles]

When the cars belongs to the husband, isn't it kind of stealing it?

[Han Antilles]

I thought it said it was registered under her name? o.O

[Corran Antilles]

True. I overread that.

[Matheron Thayer]

Wow! That's stuff for the movies.

-shakes head- So they really exist, these Wars of the Roses.

[Samantha Koortyn]

Sexy miniskirt. (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5401342712)

[Corran Antilles]

Nnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

[Tacita Darklighter]

LOL

she has a thong on too...

[Corran Antilles]

*cries, hides behind Tac*

[Matheron Thayer]

-cough, cough- ..courageous.

[Corran Antilles]

She because she's wearing it? Or us, because we are looking at it?

[Matheron Thayer]

For once.. undecided.

[Kota'vin Zarturus]

cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI...5710&rd=1& (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=62053&item=8200665710&rd=1&)

Okay, not really funny, just unusual and with lots of money involved. LOTS OF MONEY. I wish I saved all of my Nintendo games.

[Samantha Koortyn]

I wish I had $10,000 to blow on something like that.

[Corran Antilles]

Hmmm, what do to with so much money???

[Han Antilles]

Wow.. I never knew Nintendo came out with so many games.

[Corran Antilles]

<a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=7336727934&category=12&rd=1" target="_new">Elvis Presley duck</a>

[Samantha Koortyn]

Weird.

[Corran Antilles]

Scary Sculpture (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=7336510833&category=20158&ssPageName=WDVW&rd=1)


*hides*

[Samantha Koortyn]

So, the rabbit cut off the clown's head?

Cool.

[Han Antilles]

Fascinating.

[Corran Antilles]

<a href="http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5789263206&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMEWA%3AIT&rd=1" target="_new">Death Star Subwoofer</a>

Coooooool!

[Samantha Koortyn]

Wow, that's pretty neat.

[Han Antilles]

Rock!

[Corran Antilles]

<a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5599540364" target="_new">By the Force! A miracle! A miracle!</a>

ROFL

[Samantha Koortyn]

Hilarious :]

[Han Antilles]

LOL!

[Corran Antilles]

<a href="http://cgi.liveauctions.ebay.com/Luke-Skywalker-severed-hand-from-Empire-Strikes-Back_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ52933QQitemZ6545186651QQrdZ1" target="_new">Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!</a>

[Samantha Koortyn]

Ew.

[Augustus Malevolyn]

That is COOL!!

[Corran Antilles]

Just a little expensive.

[Han Antilles]

Sweet.

Guess Joruus Cbaoth needed the money. He used the hand to clone another Luke Skywalker.

[Corran Antilles]

That explains why it looks...used.

[Corran Antilles]

The Force (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5603874758)

[Augustus Malevolyn]

what the hell? How lame.

[Samantha Koortyn]

Um, yeah.

[Corran Antilles]

Obi-Wan, flown in space (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5993791857&fromMakeTrack=true)

[Samantha Koortyn]

Heh, cool. At least it's for charity.

[Jude]

Damn, I wanted to buy the Force.

[Kota'vin Zarturus]

This may be the most evil looking thing ever... (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=7177867741) I would never, ever, ever put that thing, anywhere near me unless I had an axe in my hand to defend myself from it.

[Samantha Koortyn]

Evil, must be destroyed.

[Jude]

Hmmm, I can swear those are planted outside the Neverland Ranch..

[Cyan Madine]

Aaaaah that's creeeeeepy. o.o;;

[Ranzen Elara]

NOT. Cool.

[Corran Antilles]

I wonder how many hands are inside that little tummy...

[Samantha Koortyn]

Idiot ex-boyfriend hotlinks to his girlfriends image which she can change.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5382448192&rd=1&sspagenam

[Corran Antilles]

LOL That reminds me of a certain former Master of me.

[Samantha Koortyn]

Yeah, saying that Han was a fool for still hosting his pic. Then we changed it to a wet cat. I love it.

[Corran Antilles]

That was a great clou.

[Corran Antilles]

For charity too: Artoo cap hats (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5237932605)

[Samantha Koortyn]

A hippie vacation. (http://cgi.ebay.com/The-Ultimate-Hippie-Vacation_W0QQitemZ5614695213QQcategoryZ1469QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

[Corran Antilles]

*sings* This is the dawning of the aaaage of aquariuuuuus LOL

[Alexandrea]

That rocket so would have worked if he had just used more thrust! he needs more thrust!

[Corran Antilles]

Not more... :cowbell ???

[Alexandrea]

well, maybe some more of that would have helped too...

[Samantha Koortyn]

Everything needs more cowbell.

[Samantha Koortyn]

MIG 21 Jet (http://cgi.ebay.com/Mig-21-JET-AIRCRAFT-MINT-FREE-1453-TTSN-LANDA_W0QQitemZ7546401858QQcategoryZ4667QQcmdZViewItem)

The jet is free, but you have to buy the radio installed in it. $225,000 so far.

[Corran Antilles]

:smack

[Corran Antilles]

LOL (http://cgi.ebay.com/THREE-CREMATED-CHIPS-ODD-UNUSUAL-WIERD-STRANGE-XMAS_W0QQitemZ5619230678QQcategoryZ1468QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

[Samantha Koortyn]

Now that is just silly...

[Cyan Madine]

o.o Different...

[Alexandrea]

They could have at least made up a story...Like how she abducted while eating her tea and taken to the star-wars universe and they were burnt when she was attacked by sith

[Blake Isul]

Took me a minute to figure out they were actually fries and not chips. ;)

-mubles something about Brits and how envious he is of them-

[Samantha Koortyn]

Oh, fries... that makes a little more sense now.

Not much more though.

[Samantha Koortyn]

Body Armor (http://cgi.ebay.com/BODY-ARMOR-Vintage-1980s-Police-Bulletproof-Vest_W0QQitemZ5619157328QQcategoryZ102537QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

[Corran Antilles]

Coooooool LOL

[Michael Askrima]

"See! He's fine, just a little stunned, so I guess this thing works! I'm just kidding! Ted the dog is a great actor. I would never shoot my dog, not unless it was in self defense. I mean if he went nuts and grabbed a knife or a baseball bat or something, then I guess I might shoot him. But wait! He's wearing that vest. Should I try to just wing him? I guess I would just try to wrestle the knife or bat away from him. If that didn't work I would give him a bacon treat and he would forget why he even tried to stab me in the first place. After all, he's a dog."

"OK now I need to cover my butt! 1. No dolphins or dogs were harmed during the production of this advertisement. Ted the dog is a convincing actor. 2. I make no claims as to the effectiveness of this item. It is being sold as a novelty item and in no way should be relied upon to stop or resist bullets, knives, or laser beams. If you have a pulse you should know that but figured I'd put it in anyway. 2. Even though this item contains no carbohydrates, sugar, or caffeine, it should not be eaten. 3. It should not be used as a floatation device."

Heh, the seller sure does have a sense of humor.

[Corran Antilles]

Nice typo (http://cgi.ebay.com/_W0QQitemZ7347215564)

[Val'kia Navin]

That just stinks.

[Cyan Madine]

*facepalm* You would think someone would notice something like that...

Then again, you'd think people would know better than to eat food that had another person's name labeled on it. And how to use Internet Explorer (I didn't even bother asking this person about Firefox).

[Corran Antilles]

Eeeeevil! (http://cgi.ebay.com/OLD-AMUSEMENT-PARK-CLOWN-FUN-HOUSE-HEAD-UPSTATE-NY_W0QQitemZ7715440833QQcategoryZ13878QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

*hides*

[Daiman Sirana]

You know, there is a very short list of things I truly fear. Scary clowns rank pretty much near the top of it.

[Corran Antilles]

Attack of the Clowns.

[Haika Vibrose]

Creepy...

[Corran Antilles]

More Evilness (http://cgi.ebay.com/Slapstix-Clown-Doctor-Chiropractor-Figure-Figurine_W0QQitemZ6213096061QQcategoryZ66516QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

[Haika Vibrose]

I always wondered why my chiropracter tried to make me laugh well he was snapping my vertebraes...now I know.

[Han Antilles]

Dang...

[Val'kia Navin]

That's....disturbing.

[Samantha Koortyn]

That's more creepy than scary.

[Corran Antilles]

But this is scary (http://cgi.ebay.com/25-LIGHTED-SPOOKY-DOLL-HEAD-STRAND-HALLOWEEN-PROP-DECOR_W0QQitemZ6566982548QQcategoryZ33805QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

[Samantha Koortyn]

Yes, yes it is.

[Corran Antilles]

May the Pony be with you (http://cgi.ebay.com/MY-LITTLE-PONY-OOAK-Custom-The-Force_W0QQitemZ6002754931QQcategoryZ375QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

[Corran Antilles]

I'm blind!!! (http://cgi.ebay.com/ugliest-shorts-in-the-entire-universe-multicolor-retro_W0QQitemZ5623194490QQcategoryZ1469QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

[Val'kia Navin]

Wow...talk about an accurate description.

[Davin Corros]

*whimper* My eyes! My eyes! *cowers in fear*

[Haika Vibrose]

My Eyes, They Burn!

[Corran Antilles]

Last Supper Lunchbox (http://cgi.ebay.com/Last-Supper-Jesus-Lunch-Box-NEW-LunchBox-metal-Longbox_W0QQitemZ6214794552QQcategoryZ1410QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

[Samantha Koortyn]

Hey, I could use that as a purse.

[Corran Antilles]

Yeah, it looks kind of cool.

[Davin Corros]

Or a really, really oversized snack box.

Oh man, just think of how much trail mix would fit in that baby. :love

[Corran Antilles]

Carseat costume (http://cgi.ebay.com/Car-Seat-Costume-Unique-Wierd-Funny_W0QQitemZ5623805723QQcategoryZ80915QQtcZphotoQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

Strange.

[Sara Ginn]

o.0 ...inventive.. that's about.. all.. I can say..

[Corran Antilles]

That dog... LOL (http://cgi.ebay.com/NO-NO-BAD-DOG-DONT-SCRATCH-DOOR-DOOR-SHEILD-40_W0QQitemZ7718169697QQcategoryZ43426QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

[Samantha Koortyn]

Cute :]

[Val'kia Navin]

Pants for Sale (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8335653541)

[Han Antilles]

That was a mistake. LOL.

[Alexandrea]

But a very funny mistake for the rest of us :D

[Samantha Koortyn]

I once owned a pair of leather pants. At least I think they were leather...

[Corran Antilles]

Careful that PETA doesn't come and attacks you ;)

[Corran Antilles]

Catholic Trivia Game (http://cgi.ebay.com/Mint-Cond-1991-Catechic-Catholic-Trivia-Board-Game_W0QQitemZ6006289683QQcategoryZ2530QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

[Val'kia Navin]

Wow that box illustration is sorta creepifying.

[Corran Antilles]

I agree.

[Corran Antilles]

Argh, what a dress! (http://cgi.ebay.com/TRASHY-LAWN-DRESS-COSTUME-DRAG-FLAMINGOS-GNOME-ASTROTRF_W0QQitemZ5434950241QQcategoryZ63861QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

[Samantha Koortyn]

It would be good for a Halloween costume...

[Val'kia Navin]

*Ponders buying it to wear to D*C next year*

What??? There have been worse things people have worn there.

[Samantha Koortyn]

Yeah I remember the year one chick wore nothing but one piece of yellow police "do not cross" tape, placed strategically over the naughty bits.

[Val'kia Navin]

Heh. One of the Imperial do-not-cross tape chicks is a friend of mine. I was like, "Dudette...that's jut not right". when she told me what they were planning on doing that year. I have strange friends.

[Han Antilles]

If you're heading down to D*C next year, please give me and Sam a call. We must get together. ;)

[Val'kia Navin]

You got it Han and Sam. :)

I'm pretty sure we'll be making it down there next year depending on a couple of things. I know Erc will be there for sure though come hell or high water.

[Corran Antilles]

It's so eeeevil! (http://cgi.ebay.com/9-tall-UGLY-DOLL-DRESSED-LIKE-A-COW_W0QQitemZ5627764828QQcategoryZ36549QQssPageNameZWD1VQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

[Samantha Koortyn]

Yikes.

[Elise Farshelm]

I think it's kinda cute.

[Han Antilles]

*blinks*

[Alexandrea]

It looks like a kid in the middle of a grade-10 paddy

[Corran Antilles]

Grade-10 Paddy?

[Alexandrea]

Really REALLY bad temper tantrum ;D

[Corran Antilles]

Ah, thank you

[Haika Vibrose]

I shall take over it's mind and make it do my psychotic bidding, scaring small children and seducing deperate cows!

[Samantha Koortyn]

Seducing cows?

[Alexandrea]

..I don't want to know

[Corran Antilles]

Welcome to Sam's hell! (http://cgi.ebay.com/WOW-500-vintage-collect-LOT-of-DOLLS-furniture_W0QQitemZ5627705513QQcategoryZ31584QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

[Samantha Koortyn]

Noooooooooooooooo

[Val'kia Navin]

Yikes. I was expecting something made out of raisins though myself.

[Corran Antilles]

Lol

[Ella Moors]

o.o

-runs-

[Han Antilles]

You guys are weird.

[Traven Dunn]

And they are even proud of it.

[Val'kia Navin]

Yep.

[Corran Antilles]

A desperate cow for Haika (http://cgi.ebay.com/COW-SOFT-DOLL-GAG-GIFT-BRA-PANTIES_W0QQitemZ5627589012QQcategoryZ102371QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

[Val'kia Navin]

Corran...how do you find these things?

You worry me.

[Corran Antilles]

There is a site named Disturbing Auctions Daily LOL

[Corran Antilles]

Slippers... (http://cgi.ebay.com/New-Blue-Kotex-Slippers-Perfect-Gag-Gift-Birthday_W0QQitemZ5631373502QQcategoryZ19257QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

[Samantha Koortyn]

Why would you buy that when you can make your own?

[Corran Antilles]

Good question.

[Corran Antilles]

Eeww (http://cgi.ebay.com/2-Packs-UGLY-NOSE-HAIR-PRANK-Gross_W0QQitemZ5526790154QQcategoryZ1469QQssPageNameZWD1VQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

[Daiman Sirana]

That's narsty.

[Samantha Koortyn]

Bleh.

[Corran Antilles]

No, thank you. I don't want to sit down. (http://cgi.ebay.com/Rare-Antique-Arts-Crafts-Whimsical-Folk-Oak-Chair-NR_W0QQitemZ7365566001QQcategoryZ63567QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

[Samantha Koortyn]

Yikes.

[Sully Anre]

Savvy!

[Corran Antilles]

Just for rednecks (http://cgi.ebay.com/Canned-Pure-Texas-Armadillo-Road-Kill-Road-Tenderized_W0QQitemZ7196089125QQcategoryZ1336QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

[Val'kia Navin]

Oh, gag!

[Samantha Koortyn]

That's good eatin'.

[Corran Antilles]

Tastes like chicken, huh?

[Samantha Koortyn]

Nope, possum.

[Ella Moors]

Yikes. Some Spud (http://cgi.ebay.com/Potato-pleaser-Spud-lover-Erotic-toy-Idaho-jammer_W0QQitemZ5636463567QQcategoryZ1468QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

[Cyan Madine]

... Eeeesh.

[Corran Antilles]

*blinks*

[Leto Tariq]

*gasp* What did that bastard do to Mr. Potato Head?

[Val'kia Navin]

That's just...

Well I just don't know what to say about that.

I'm sure something Davin-ish would say it perfectly though.

[Jerva Kutac]

That potato is odd.

I'd eat that Armadillo, maybe.

*gasp* What did that bastard do to Mr. Potato Head?

Head being the operative word there.

[Davin Corros]

That's just...

Well I just don't know what to say about that.

I'm sure something Davin-ish would say it perfectly though.


Which Davin? This is getting highly confusing, and I don't even know who this other 'Davin' everyone keeps talking about is :eek:.

[Cyan Madine]

She would have been talking about you. =P

And the other Davin is <a href="http://www.starwarsepics.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1181">Kix Davin</a>

[Corran Antilles]

It's always good to check the cast list before choosing a character name ;)

[Corran Antilles]

For smoker (http://cgi.ebay.com/Jesus-Hates-It-When-You-Smoke-glass-ashtray_W0QQitemZ6227734670QQcategoryZ594QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

[Jerva Kutac]

Alien Seeds (http://cgi.ebay.com/A-WELL_W0QQitemZ5636678626)

[Val'kia Navin]

Hmmm...someone didn't read the directions on the label.

[Blake Isul]

That alien thing is just hilarious.

[Corran Antilles]

Without words... the face of the baby says all. (http://cgi.ebay.com/Star-Wars-Chewbacca-Newborn-Baby-Costume_W0QQitemZ5638118838QQcategoryZ80912QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

[Val'kia Navin]

"Get me out of this thing!"

[swaq]

This jerk thinks he can get how much for an XBox 360?? (http://cgi.ebay.com/Microsoft-Xbox-360-Game-console_W0QQitemZ8236173198QQcategoryZ62054QQtcZphotoQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

When I originally posted this the price was at $3000 and "Buy It Now" was set to $10,000. He has since lowered the price.

[Cyrel Annat]

While that amount might be extreme, they had a bit on the news tonight of people calling into stores and offering to pay up to $1000 for one. I'm curious if anyone else has the 360 listed at a reasonable starting price and what it won't end up at. From the sounds of things, they're sold out before they hit the shelves and people can get really, really retarded with their money when it comes to things like this.

[Lady Syren]

Well, this isn't really an ebay auction but it ties into the topic of the XBox 360.

Fans Line Up to Buy New Xbox 360 (http://apnews.myway.com//article/20051122/D8E1G9VG1.html)

I'm sorry, but there is not one thing in the world anyone can some up with that would make me stand in lines that stretch for blocks (let alone at midnight) to buy. I do admit to seeing a Star Wars film at midnight on opening night but I already had my tickets for the film in advance and didn't have to stand in line. Just walked right in and kerplopped my cute butt down into the seat and stayed there long after the movie ended because the 501st made me >.<

But it was fun!

[swaq]

My brother supposedly lined up to get an XBox 360. He said there would only be 4 available at the place where he was waiting. I still haven't heard if he got one or not...

[Alexandrea]

What was wrong with the old xbox? And the playstation 2? and not forgetting the original playstation..We had one of those until a year or so ago. I'll never understand this constant need to upgrade O.o

[swaq]

I only recently bought an XBox. I don't see the need for the newest and best, especially if it has this sort of price inflation.

I guess high priced XBox 360 auctions are becoming the norm... http://money.cnn.com/2005/11/22/technology/personaltech/xbox_ebay/

[Jerva Kutac]

I just bought one a couple months back.

After adding in the cost of another controller, and I spend almost as much on it as I did on my TV and DVD player put together.

[Lady Syren]

Yeah, and if you buy the games as soon as they come out or shortly after, you end up spending more money than you realize until you look at your lovely game collection.

[swaq]

Well, I talked to my brother today (the kid is crazy)...


me: did you get it?
brother: YES
brother: i waiting for 17 hours
me: nice!
brother: overnight
brother: at best buy
brother: so cold
brother: you don't even know
me: hah
me: how much was it?
brother: $400
brother: and i got a controller
me: hard drive?
brother: yeah
brother: the premium version


He's definitely not stupid enough to spend a few thousand on eBay. I personally wouldn't wait 17 hours in the cold to spend $400 though.

[Val'kia Navin]

Oy! I can think of a ton of other useless things to spend 400 bucks on.

[Samantha Koortyn]

Pong all the way baby.

[Corran Antilles]

Star Trek wig (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6819199537)

It's... scary.

[Alexandrea]

...interesting

[Corran Antilles]

It's eeeevil (http://page.auctions.yahoo.com/auction/90902581)

[Corran Antilles]

Maybe Wookies wear this? (http://cgi.ebay.com/BRAND-NEW-ARCTIC-FUR-SHORTS-PANT-MEN-SZ-ALL_W0QQitemZ5446349744QQcategoryZ63862QQtcZphotoQQcmdZViewItem)

[Val'kia Navin]

WTF???

Why?

[Traven Dunn]

That's the ugliest pants I ever saw.

[Leto Tariq]

And to think something died so they could create that...

[Samantha Koortyn]

Ewoks maybe?

[Corran Antilles]

Eeewwww

[Davin Corros]

Why anyone would wear those is -really- beyond me.

I mean...

Ewwz.

[Corran Antilles]

When Wookie and man mate... (http://cgi.ebay.com/Rare-Vintage-Bionic-Bigfoot-Sasquatch-Figure-VF_W0QQitemZ6015791896QQcategoryZ43840QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

[Val'kia Navin]

Oh dear Gawd! I remember seeing that episode this is from as a kid when it first aired.

[Jerva Kutac]

Sasquatch?

I need a bionic Sasquatch. :)

[Davin Corros]

ACK!!!!!! That is just NARSTY!

[Samantha Koortyn]

I remember that episode too...

[Han Antilles]

Heh!

[Corran Antilles]

Eeeew (http://cgi.ebay.com/FULL-VINYL-SET-OF-BERENGUER-17-LIMBS-FOR-REBORNING_W0QQitemZ5642457043QQcategoryZ48921QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

[Val'kia Navin]

Yeah...that's sorta..wrong.

[Samantha Koortyn]

Uh... what the hell?

[Jerva Kutac]

Someone needs a hand or two, obviously.

[Samantha Koortyn]

I don't get it. Do I want to?

[Jerva Kutac]

Bah.

Maybe the guy just needs to get ahead, somehow.

[Leto Tariq]

:smack

[Jerva Kutac]

The poor guy is just not a whole man.

[Cryil]

Im confused..what is "reborning"

[Mischa Margolin]

I don't know, I'm not sure I want to know...but it involves plastic baby parts apparently.

[Adok Borys]

Apparently it involves making lifelike fake little babies.

[Samantha Koortyn]

Geuh.

[Pietur Legatus]

They look exactly like the limbs off a baby-born doll. I don't know if I could handle pulling one of those to bits *shudders*

[Davin Corros]

OMG!!!!! WTFTEHBBQ?!!?!...

Ungh...

*passes out*

[Jerva Kutac]

*steals Davins wallet*

*runs*

Haha. I've got it.

[Corran Antilles]

Uh... (http://cgi.ebay.com/Peekaboo-Pole-Dancing-Pole-For-the-Home_W0QQitemZ6585173960QQcategoryZ16071QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

[Samantha Koortyn]

:hmmm

[Alexandrea]

...weird

[Traven Dunn]

I guess, that's what a Hutt buys for his favourite dancer as a lifeday present.

[Han Antilles]

*blinks*

[Davin Corros]

*knows what to buy Sam for christmas, now*

[Samantha Koortyn]

*ponders where to stick the pole*

[Matheron Thayer]

Nice. Could we adjust it like horizontally. At say.. 2,50meters? And change the material to something with a little more grip?

[Corran Antilles]

Blasphemy (http://cgi.ebay.com/Real-Mouse-Taxidermy-Papal-Dress_W0QQitemZ7202427130QQcategoryZ22702QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

[Samantha Koortyn]

*snickers*

[Davin Corros]

Oh man, that is SO cute! Look at his tiny little paws ^_^.

[Traven Dunn]

It's a dead animal, Mr. Corros.

[Davin Corros]

So will we all be, some day, but few of us will be as cute as -that- dead animal.

[Matheron Thayer]

-grins- Right you are, Davin.

[Samantha Koortyn]

But we can leave an attractive corpse.

[Matheron Thayer]

Good luck with that. Can you recommend an embalmer?

[Val'kia Navin]

The fact that this seller does this as a hobby, including making the little outfits, is sorta disturbing.

[Corran Antilles]

Reminds of a short story of Roald Dahl.

[Corran Antilles]

I don't want them on my table (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6234242610)

[Davin Corros]

You wouldn't want those? I think they're kind of neat... :D

[Corran Antilles]

I think they are scary.

[Cyan Madine]

Wow, those would make an amazing white elephant gift.

[Corran Antilles]

White elephant gift?

[Corran Antilles]

How many evil Clowns are on Earth??? (http://cgi.liveauctions.ebay.com/377-French-Clown-Nodder_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ28233QQitemZ6573187275QQrdZ1)

[Samantha Koortyn]

All of them.

[Val'kia Navin]

Well except for those Killer Clowns from Outer Space...but some of them are here on earth as well.

[Samantha Koortyn]

Someone saw that besides me?

[Val'kia Navin]

Heh...are you kidding? It's a classic.

[Corran Antilles]

*speechless* (http://cgi.ebay.com/Dolly-The-Sexy-Inflatable-Sheep_W0QQitemZ5644737239QQcategoryZ60824QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

[Samantha Koortyn]

Me too.

[Val'kia Navin]

For all those lonely boys who miss life down on the farm.


Eeeeeew or is it Ewwwwweeeee

[Han Antilles]

*blinks*

[Corran Antilles]

Who wants this on the wedding cake? (http://cgi.ebay.com/FUNNY-Wedding-Cake-Top-Topper-Bride-w-groom-on-Leash_W0QQitemZ5646483420QQcategoryZ20935QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

[Val'kia Navin]

I wish I had seen that before one of my co-workers got married.

It sums up the relationship with his SO perfectly.

*sit boy!*

[Samantha Koortyn]

I need to get that.

[Corran Antilles]

You think Han would like it?

[Han Antilles]

Heh. She wishes.

I make her empty the trashes. *eg*

[Samantha Koortyn]

And who vacuumed today?

[Han Antilles]

I did of course.

Cuz if I didn't, this place would never be. :p

[Samantha Koortyn]

Damn straight.

[Corran Antilles]

Hillbilly outhouse (http://cgi.ebay.com/Authentic-West-Virginia-Outhouse_W0QQitemZ7378308896QQcategoryZ1217QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

[Samantha Koortyn]

Not one word, Davin.

[Mischa Margolin]

Heh. Sam, you read my mind.

[Davin Corros]

:glance Phooie!

[Han Antilles]

Isn't that your backyard, Sam?

Couldn't resist.