Spam and its funny -- and insolent lines

[Matheron Thayer]

One more of the kind I receive now, near every day.. instead of the Viagra and other potence enhancement type that used to find my previous accounts (before I purged them all.)
<blockquote><hr>Dear Respectful One,

I got your contact from the International web site directory. I prayed over it and selected your name among other names due to it's esteeming nature and the recommendations given to me as a reputable and trust worthy person I can do business with and by their recommendations I must not hesitate to confide in you for this simple and sincere business.

I am Sabina Peter, the only Daughter of late Mr and Mrs Peter Mataruse, My father was a very wealthy cotton and cocoa merchant in Bindura,the economic city of Zimbabwe before he was killed to death by his politcal associates on one of their outing to make political dialog.

When my mother died on the 21st October 1988, my father took me and my younger brother Herry, special because we are motherless. Before the death of my father on 26th Mar 2000 in a private hospital here in Bindura.

He secretly called me on his bedside and told me that he has the sum of $9.5,000.000 (Nine Million, five hundred thousand dollars) left in a suspense account in a local Bank in Abidjan, the capital of Cote d' Ivories that he used my name as his first Daughter for the next of kin in deposit of the fund.

He also explained to me that I should seek for a God fearing foreign person in a country of my choice where I will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose, (such as real estate management.

Sir, we are honorably seeking your assistance in the following ways.
1) To provide a Bank account where this money would be transferred to.
2) To serve as the guardian of this since I am not upto the age to have access to this money
Moreover Sir, we are willing to offer you 20% of the sum as compensation for effort input after the successful transfer of this fund to your designate account overseas. Please i will appreciate it if you can call me +225-07-423592 Anticipating to hear from you soon.

Thanks and God Bless.
Best regards.
Miss Sabina Peter<hr></blockquote>Gah! I'm only happy they're offering an unreasonable sum of money so I can be easy in the awareness 'tis just another kind of nasty spam, trying to get me by compassion where sex wouldn't sell.

What are yer experiences? Do ye receive similar mails -- from widows of south african presidents? Saudi-Arabian businessmen, terminally ill expecting you to administer their money and deal it out to various charities? -shakes head- World's a madhouse.

[Samantha Koortyn]

I got two of these just last Friday, although one of them simply wanted to be my pen pal. Both were from Nigeria.

I've even gotten a real, paper letter, and more than one fax.

Here is some info on it. (http://www.snopes.com/crime/fraud/nigeria.asp)

[Kota'vin Zarturus]

Hmmm, I really don't see how people fall for these things. :smack I can't even think of something to say to this, it's all just.... Arg.

[Matheron Thayer]

Aye, it's really what world doesn't need. Thanks kindly though, Sam, for the info page; good research and interesting.

[Corran Antilles]

I delete such spam always without reading it.

[Augustus Malevolyn]

I dont see how such spam even helps the company. Probably not even 10% of the people who receive it actually buy something from them. I don't get much spam these days.

[Matheron Thayer]

Well, the viagra, software and whatnot I too delete -- apart from the type that's sent with additional jokes. And, indeed, I wouldn't by from any such spammer even if I were out for a good pack of pills.

But now, as you delete yours, Corran -- at times it really brings to me a grin in the morning. Look at this and tell me they aren't really entertainingly creative:

<blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>Proposition, DEAR SIR/MADAM, Compliments Of The Day,
[...] A German Mr. Wolfgang Schinister [doesn't it sound like sinister?], 66 years of age and a prosperous oil\Gold merchant had in our Bank the sum of $35.5million in a domiciliary account. Unfortunately, he was killed in the recent plane crash involving concord AF4590 in Gonesse, France. Efforts had been made by the management of my bank through the German Embassy in South Africa to contact any of the deceased children but to no avail, as we were made to understand he had no children.

Given the skeletal information available to the bank, it has so far been impossible to reach any of the relatives.The situation left for the Management is to declare the deceased account dormant and revert the Amount to trading on behalf of the interest of the Bank. In order to avoid this development, my Colleagues and I now seek your approval to have you stand as a distant relative to Mr.Wolfgang Schinister,so that the money would be released
to you. All documents and proofs to enable you get the money will be carefully packaged once we receive your consent on this proposal. [bla bla]<hr></blockquote>What I mean is.. one could go ahead and write a tale about that. Just imagine 'The relative pretended'.

[Samantha Koortyn]

I have heard of people who correspond with these guys, baiting them. Some of the stories are pretty funny.

[Samantha Koortyn]

Got this today:

FROM THE DESK OF DR JENNY GEORGE
AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING MANAGER,
CITI BANK OF NIGERIA.
Dear Sir/madam.
I am the manager of Auditing and Accounting department of
CITI BANK OF NIGERIA. In my
department, we discovered an abandoned sum of US$20.5M
dollar(TWENTY MILION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLARS) in
an account that belongs to one of our foreign customers
(MR.ANDREAS SCHRANNER from Munich, Germany) who died along
with his entire family in July 2000 in a plane crash.
For more information about the crash visit this
site:(news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world...59479.stm) (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm))
Since we got information about his death, we have been
expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money
because we cannot release it unless somebody applies as
next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our
banking guidelines and laws, but unfortunately we learnt
alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind
for the claim.
It is therefore upon this discovery that I
now decided to make this business proposal to you and
the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since
nobody is coming for it and we don't want this money to go
into the bank's treasury as ''unclaimed bill''. The banking
law and guideline here stipulates that if such money
remained unclaimed after fours years, the money will be
transfered into the bank treasury as unclaimed fund.
The request of a foreigner as next of kin in this business
is occassioned by the fact that the customer was a
foreigner and a NIGERIA citizen cannot stand as next of
kin to a foreigner.
I agree that 30% of this money will be
for you as a respect to the provision of a foriegn account
by you, and 70% would be for me Thereafter, I will visit
your country for disbursement according to the percentage
indicated. Therefore, to enable the immediate transfer of
this fund to you as arranged, you have to apply first to
the bank as a relation or next of kin of the deceased with
a text of application form that I will send to you when I
hear from you, hence I will want you to send to me your
private telephone and fax numbers for easy and effective
communication and location wherein
the money will be remitted.
Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or
email the text of the application form . Note that this
transaction is hitch-free as all required arrangements have
been made for the transfer. You should contact me through this
email:drjenny_012@yahoo.com
immediately as soon as you receive this letter. Trusting to
hear from you immediately.
Yours Faithfully,
DR JENNY GEORGE
AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING MANAGER,
CITI BANK OF NIGERIA.

[Matheron Thayer]

Huh.. my today's was similar enough that from memory at first I thought it had been the same.
<blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>PETROLEUM (SPECIAL)TRUST FUND
LAGOS-NIGERIA
CONFIDENTIAL
REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS PROPOSAL
From the Desk of:DR.AUGUSTINE NNAMANI.
ATTN:SIR
This letter may come to you as a surprise since it is
coming from someone you have not met before. However,
we decided to contact you based on a
satisfactory information we had about you.
I am a Medical Doctor currently working with the
Petroleum Trust Fund (PTF). I and some of my close and
trusted colleagues need your assistance in the
transfer of US$21.8 million into any reliable
Account you may nominate overseas.
This fund was generated from over-invoicing of
contracts executed by the PTF under our control and
supervision. This fund is now ready to be remitted
into any Account we put forward for that purpose. What
we want from you is a good and reliable company or
personal Account into which we shall transfer this
fund. Details should include the following:
1. Name of Company, Address & Your Private Telephone
& Fax Number.
2. Name of Bank & Address of Bank .3. Account Number4.
Beneficiary Name
Upon receipt of your company & bank particulars, an
application shall be made in your name to the Central
Bank of Nigeria for the approval of the remittance of
the funds which shall be by SWIFT (Telegraphic
transfer) copies of the approval and other relevant
documents shall be faxed to you for your
perusal.please treat as strictly confidential for
obvious reasons. The fund will be shared as follows:1.
30% for your assistance
2. 60% for myself & my Colleagues 3. 10% for
contingency expenses
We wish to assure you that your involvement should you
decide to assist us, will be well protected, and also,
this business, proposal is 100% risk free as the
remittance will be made through the legal procedures.
Note: your discussions regarding this transaction
should be limited because we are still in government
service. We intend to retire peacefully at the end of
this transaction. Let honesty and trust be our
watchword throughout this transaction and your prompt
reply will be highly appreciated.
Thank you for your anticipated cooperation while we
look forward to a mutually
benefiting business relationship with you.
Best Regards.
DR.AUGUSTINE NNAMANI.<hr></blockquote>20,5 21,8 Millions.. see... the sums are very similar ;] -- I can imagine neither of them, nor do I want the stress that naturally cometh along with such riches.

[Matheron Thayer]

And today -- the typical stuff. And with this shall I stop stealing bandwith by such -- as I learnt it is called, thanks, Sam -- scam.
<blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>Beloved in Christ.

From: Mrs. JOY UCHE

Life itself is a misery and nobody can tell what can be of it.Those that can
tell what can be of it are those who cannot tell us because they are far
from us (dead). if u will want to hear my story.

I am the above named person but now undergoing medical treatment forcancer
now. I am married to Dr. John Cheng who worked with South Africa embassy in
Malaysia for nine years before he died in the year 2000. well I will only
try to let you know who Dr. John Cheng is by stating hisphilosophy of life
. "life is worth living only if lived to the service of mankind" and "You
make a living by what you earn,but you make lifes by what you give" This will
give you an insight of the spirit behind what i believe and what i will live
for cause he is my mentor.

To continue with my story,We were married for eleven years without achild. He
died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death
we have made something of and from life.Since his death I decided not to
re-marry or adopt a child,this isbasically my own decision to honour him for
the love we shared and the ife we lived for. My late husband deposited the
sum of$27.6Million(twenty-seven Million six hundred thousand U.S. Dollars)
with one finance company in Europe before his death.

Presently, this money is still with the Security Company. Recently, myDoctor
told me that I would not last for the next three months due to cancer
problem.Though what disturbs me most is my stroke. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a church, better still a Christianindividual or a muslem that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein.

first you must embile and live with my husbands philosophy,as statedabove.If
you can't remember please I refer you to read through from theintroduction
of this letter cause this the most important aspect that you must
uphold.Secondly I want an organization or an individual that is God fearing
who can invest the money and continously use the money to fund
orphanages,widows,the less priviledge,the disabled and all those afflicted
with strange illness or diseases.Thirdly this money should not be used in an
ungodly manner,or any form of evil or selfishness for that will warrant evil
to that persons life andfamily from generations to generations. For you
cannot use the hard earned money of my husband and I for evil or ungodly
purposes.If these conditions are met I am not afraid of death for I
knowwhere I am going to and my heart will rest in peace. I don’t need
anytelephone communication in this regard because of my health, for as soon
as I receive your reply I will refer you to the contact of the
Finance/Security Company in Europe and the doctor who shall arrange you the
letter of claim from the Malaysia High Court of Justice.This will be done if
I see from your response that you satisfy the above condidtions stated.

As I stated My doctor will issue you a letter of authority that
willempower's you as the original- beneficiary of this funds (consignment).
I choose this means to locate you because I am sure I will be lead by a good
spirit to the kind of person that will be honest. Delay in your reply will
not be of benefit to me due to my health condition and this will propel me
to search for someone else.Please assure me that you will act accordingly as
I stated herein. Hoping tohear from you.
In His Services.
Mrs. JOY UCHE<hr></blockquote>

[Huntress Nekessla]

You know, this reminds me of something.

www.penny-arcade.com/imag...30328l.gif (http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2003/20030328l.gif)

[Matheron Thayer]

LOL. Nice one. Luckily from marriage offers I've yet been spared.

[Samantha Koortyn]

I got three or four of these last night on my home email.

[Corran Antilles]

I never get such stuff. On hotmail I just got penis enlargement and viagra mails.

[Huntress Nekessla]

You know, I get penis enlargement suggestions in my E-mail, and I don't even have one.

[Corran Antilles]

Hmmm, if I would buy all of them maybe I could stay in front of the computer while going to the bathroom? LOL

[Samantha Koortyn]

*tries to picture it, goes blind*

[Han Antilles]

Heh!

[Corran Antilles]

Ooooooooh, I got one too!

From Mr. Bernard Lisa
15 A Louis Botha Avenue,
Fellside Cape Town,
Republic of South Africa.
e mail <foryoualone152@hotmail.com>
.......................
[ REMMITTANCE OF 125 MILLION US DOLLARS TO FOREIGN ACCOUNT]

My name is Mr.Bernard Lisa and I work in the International operation department
in a Local Bank here in South Africa. On a routine inspection I discovered
a dormant domiciliary account with a BAL. of 125,000,000 (One Hundred and
twenthy five Million USD) on further discreet investigation, I also discovered
that the account holder has long since passed away (dead) leaving no beneficiary
to the account. The bank will approve this money to any foreigner because
the former operator of the a/c is a foreigner and from Iraq in particular
and I am certainly sure that he is dead, and nobody will come again for
the claim of this money A foreigner can only claim this money with legal
claims to the account Holder; therefore I need your cooperation in this
transaction. I will provide the necessary information needed in order to
claim this money, But you will need to open an account where this can be
transferred.

The informations will be as follows........
1. Your full name and complete contact address.
2. Your private Telephone, mobile phone and fax number.
3. Any of your valid ID,Driving Lincence or Passport.
4. Bank Name.......................
5. Bank Address..................
6. A/C Name......................
7. A/C Number..............
8. Swift Code No..............


You can always call me on my satellite phone nos:
+882-1621168729
+874-763593730
+870-763593730
If interested, send your private Telephone No. And Fax number including
full details of the account to be used for the Deposit I wish for utmost
confidentiality in handling this transaction as my job and the future of
my family would be jeopardized if it were breached. I want to assure you
that the transaction is without risk if due process is followed accordingly.
Finally, I will give you 25% for your corporation. I look forward to a
favourable
response from you, through my private e-mail address
<foryoualone152@hotmail.com>

Sincerly,
Mr.Bernard Lisa

And even a second one!

Good day,

This letter may come as a surprise because we have not met nor had any previous correspondences but was borne out of my sincere burning desire to establish a business/mutual relationship with you. I got your contact through my private search here in London and decided to write you since I felt that this is the only medium to reach you for l hope I will not regret ever approaching you because this present world is filled of dishonesty and mistrust.

My name is Mark Ford, the only son of Mr Terry Simpsom Ford who was murdered by the agents of President Robert Mugabe due to his opposition to the oppressive and exploitative Land reforms Act. Though, I do not know to what extent you are familiar with events and fragile political situation in Zimbabwe but i know it has formed consistent headlines in the CNN, BBC news bulletins.You can futher read about the death my late father via:http://www.guardian.co.uk/zimbabwe/article/0,2763,669960,00.html

The pressure from the government forced me and my family out of Zimbabwe into exile in New Zealand and then down to London,United Kingdom where we have been living under political asylum for a few years now. Sadly, my mother died of cancer some months ago and was buried here in London. Prior to her death, she handed me over a certificate meant for a secret Deposit, which my father made with a reputable finance and security firm in Europe.

The deposit, which is worth $16,000.000( Sixteen Million United States Dollars), was money recovered through the sale of cash crops and farming equipments to foreign customers before the outbreak of war. He made the deposit in his name with the hope of relocating his family to the neighboring town of Tanzania but was murdered when the conflict intensified as a result of his opposition to the government.

I have contacted the Security firm to confirm the deposit and established ownership as next of kin. Due to the death of my mother and the continued hostility in my country, Zimbabwe,I have decided to remain here for now and solicit for the assistance of an honest and trustworthy person that will assist me in the business re-investment of the money. I cannot do this due to my present social status as a refugee here and my total ignorance of the business world.

You will be given a generous percentage of the money at the end of the investment. If you are honest, trustworthy, capable of investing this sum of money, contact me to give you all the details you need to know about this immediately.

For my safety, you must maintain absolute confidentiality to ensure success. Please, indicate your personal Tel/Fax numbers when replying this mail.

Best regards,

Mark Ford.

[Dac Starborn]

Not spam, but someone mentioned mailing scammers back, and it reminded me of the most famous prank I've ever read of. The-...

P-P-Powerbook! (http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/)

[Samantha Koortyn]

Now Corran's in the club. ;]

I read that, it's great.

[Corran Antilles]

I feel like an adult finally, Sam ;)

And Dac: That's funny LOL

[Corran Antilles]

I'm still laughing about another one I got now LOL

<blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>Dear Beloved,
It is a privileged to hear from God and it gives me joy to relate my testimony
to you having received instruction from God through divine revelation. And
I have the pleasure to share my testimony with you, having seen your contact
from the Internet. I am Mr. Roman Gabriel, the legal adviser to late Mr/Mrs.
Niccolo Milano from Italy,couple that lived in my country for 42 years before
they both died in the plane crash few years back. This couple were good
devouted Christians,they were so dedicated to God but they had no child
till they died. Throughout their stay in my country,they acquired a lot
of properties like lands, housing properties, etc.

Two months before their death,the husband Mr. Milano,instructed me to write
his WILL as their legal adviser, since they had no child, they dedicated
all their wealth to God.According to the WILL ,he gave me the legal power
to sell the properties and give out the fund to the Charity organisations
or Church Ministries for the work of God. After their death, I sold all
the properties as instructed and I was able to realize $6M. Instead of giving
the fund out for the work of God as instructed by the owner before his death,
I converted the fund to myself with the selfish intention of investing the
fund abroad for my personal use.

I was so afraid of putting the fund in the Bank account here because I have
to give account to the bank on how I got the money.I then packaged the fund
in a trunk box and with the help of a United Nation Top diplomats,the trunk
was deposited with a trust company in London. I did not want the management
of the Security Company to know the content of the trunk box, therefore
I registered the content of the trunk box as Gold Bars. Now, the security
company believes that what I deposited with them was Gold Bars.I had encounter
with Christ when a divine Pastor was preaching the word of God on television.
After hearing the word of God,I got touched and gave my life to Christ and
became a born again Christian. As a born again Christian, I discovered that
the only way I could have peace in my life is to do what is lawful and right
by giving out the fund as instructed for the work of God,I know that God
have forgiven me. But I have to do what is lawful and right in his sight
by giving out the fund to the Charity organisation and chosen ministries
for the purpose of God's work as Mr. Milano directed before his death.

After my weekly fasting and prayers, I asked God to make his choice and
direct me to a honest Christian or the chosen ministries that deserves this
fund by his Grace. I then came across your address on the Internet as I
was browsing through the believers site, so this is how I got your contact
information,and I then decided to contact you for the fund to be used wisely
for things that will glorify the name of God. I have notified the Security
Company in London that I want to move out the box and the security company
has since been waiting for my instruction.So if you know that you will use
this fund honestly for things that will glorify God's name,then do urgently
contact me through my private email address and the details will be given
to you on how you will be able to pickup the trunk from the security company
in London.

Your timely reply will be greatly appreciated,

Yours in Christ.
Brother Roman Gabriel. (Esq)<hr></blockquote>

[Samantha Koortyn]

One day I want to reply to one of these emails and see how far I get.

[Corran Antilles]

That one is even more funny to me because I am no member of any church since last week.

[Samantha Koortyn]

Yeah that's ironic. :]

[Bogart]

Yesterday I got this message. What's it?

Dearest one,

If I must be fair to myself and to all, I would want to believe that this mail may keep you a little uneasy considering the fact that we do not know each other but frankly, that's the primary reasons why I choose to contact you just that my pressent condition now is fruastrating,that was why i use this medium to fasting up my request.

I am Sabina Peter Mataruse the daughter of the late assacinated sinator in zimbabwe but pressentlly i am in abidjan, commercial city of ivoiry coast in west africa,for the past two months now.i want you to assist me withdraw and transfer my dad money into your account in your country and also takeme and my brother out of here that had made us orphan.

Why i contacted you was that i went to the bank to make withdrawal of this money since my late father used my name as the next of kin to the deposit but i was told by the bank that my late father made an agreement with them that i have to get to the age of 25yrs before i can make claim of the money or alternativlly i should provide a guardain who can make the claim on my behalf and that is why i contacted you.


Please contact me on (s_peter691@latinmail.com)


Miss sabina.

[Samantha Koortyn]

Welcome to Epics. It's a version of the Nigerian scam, don't respond to it. :]

[Corran Antilles]

A welcome from me too.

[Han Antilles]

And a welcome from me as well.

[Corran Antilles]

I got this today

I am a lovely and lonely Lady who is looking for the man who will make me happy
and whom I want to feel like in paradise with!
If you want to be my beautiful Hero who will save me from this loneliness find
me
http://www.iamsearching-forlove.com/
and wake me up with a warm kiss.

[Han Antilles]

:smack

[Cyan Madine]

... wow.

[Bogart]

Thank you muchly! I'm so glad be present with you!

[Matheron Thayer]

Glad you came around, Bogart. Hope you'll enjoy your stay!

[Bogart]

:p

[Jelt]

Not sure if this is the correct thread to revive, but I just had to post this somewhere.

From : Promotions Manager <promomanager_h@walla.com>
Sent : Monday, September 18, 2006 11:41 AM
Subject : CONGRATULATION YOU HAVE WON THE NATIONAL LOTTERY



DATE- Monday 18 September 2006


THE NATIONAL LOTTERY
AN CRANNCHUR NAISIUNTA
An Post National Lottery Company.
www.lotto.ie

 From the office of the Promotions Manager
We are pleased to inform you of the result of The
National Lottery Email Program which has been released.Your
Email address attached to ticket number 5-4-3-2-1-0
with serial number 2113-05 drew the lucky numbers 03
05 07 08 09 10 which consequently won the lottery in
the 1st category.
You have therefore been approved to recieve the sum
of €1,350,000.00 (One Million theer Hundred And Fifty thousand Euros)
in cash credited
to file EAASL/941OYI/02/STXN.
This is from a total cash prize of €55 Million Euros
shared amongst
the first fifty (41) lucky winners in thiscategory.
All participants were selected through a computer
ballot system drawn from 25,000 names and email
addresses from all continent of the world as part of
our international promotions program which we conduct
twice every year
To begin your claim please contact your claims agent:
Mrs.Darryn Clarke
Claims Agent Asian District
 Email: claimsagentdarryn1@katamail.com
claimsagentdarryn1@yahoo.co.uk
Your claims agent will assist you in theprocessing
for the remittance of your prize funds pending on your
choice of payment.
Note that all prize funds must be claimed not later
than One month.
After this date all funds will be returned to the
LOTTERY TREASURY as
unclaimed. In order to avoid unnecessary delays and
complications,please endeavor to quote your Reference
(TNL/776/05/EGS) and Batch numbers (02/01/0078) in
every correspondence with your agent. Furthermore,
should there be any change in your address, do inform
yourclaims agent as soon as possible.
Congratulations once again from all members of our
staff and thanks for
being part of our promotions program.

Yours faithfully,
Mrs.Carol Hunter.
Promotions Manager
THE NATIONAL LOTTERY

You may also contact our
lawyer's office in london.
Barr.David. Williams  in this number
(+447031844446)or
email barr_1davidwilliams@yahoo.co.uk
Â
Â

I was like, this is wierd. I didn't know I entered a lottery...

[Han Antilles]

Whoa. I got the same one, but it was using a British bank instead.

[Traven Dunn]

MY BEQUEST,

This mail is from me Mr.Graham N.Robert.Given my current state of health,I have decided to donate what I have to you,I am 69 years old and I was diagnosed for cancer about 2 years ago, immediately after the death of my Wife, Who had worked with me tirelessly until we were driven out of Zimbabwe and our farms seized. I have been touched to donate from what I have inherited from my late wife estate to you for the good work and support since we never had any children, rather than allow My wife relatives to use our hard earned funds ungodly.Please pray that the good Lord forgive me my sins. I have asked God to forgive me and I believe he has because He is a merciful God.

I will be going in for an operation tomorrow morning.I decided to WILL/donate the sum of US$5,750,000(Five million Seven Hundred and fifty thousand United States Dollars) to you for the good work and expect you will help support the motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows.

At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls right now due to my deteriorating health condition. I have adjusted my WILL and my Executor is aware I have changed my will; you and him will arrange for the change of ownership of the funds and transfer of funds to you.The funds deposited with a finance outfit and the name is withheld basically for security and confidential purposes and would only be released to (you).
I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and Please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others.

Contact my Executor:
Nelson Cole
Principal Partner
Cole and Associates
Email: nelcole@pc.nu

You are to contact him with your full names contact telephone/fax number and your full address and tell him that I have WILLED (US$5,750,000.00) to you that I have known you for some years before now as I rightly introduced you to him,and I have also notified him that I am WILLING that amount to you as my friend for a specific good work. I know you may not remember me too well again but I have been directed to do this from my heart.

Thanks and God bless.

NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished as I don't want anything that will Jeopardize my last wish. And Also I will be contacting with you by email as soon as am able to make the operation.

Regards,
Graham N.Robert


Some money for the Empire?