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Tacita Darklighter
06-22-2005, 10:39 AM
I'm sure you guys have heard about this -- if you live in America anyway. The woman went missing days before her wedding and the entire town searched everywhere for her for days.

Turns out she ran away because she got cold feet. The whole thing has turned into a media circus and now the woman has a book deal out of the whole thing, is making appearances, and is probably making some money off this.

So I was talking to my boyfriend last night while watching the news, and said, "I'm going to disappear for a few days, okay? Then when I come back I can get a book deal too and we'll be rich! I'm white, middle class, and pretty just like all the others they go crazy over in the news!"

He said, "no, it won't work, because I'm Mexican. They won't care."

I thought about it for a minute and replied, "yeah, you're probably right. They'll probably just arrest you for my murder and start looking for my dead body in the back yard."

LOL

Anyway I thought it was funny. And so did he :P

Kota'vin Zarturus
06-22-2005, 10:41 AM
Hah, oh so true. They'll probably tear everything up in the house looking for drugs just in case the murder charge doesn't go through too.

Tacita Darklighter
06-22-2005, 11:27 AM
Yeah but they wouldn't find any :)

Corran Antilles
06-22-2005, 01:14 PM
Maybe you can pretend that they kidnapped your dog?

Tacita Darklighter
06-22-2005, 01:20 PM
Nah, I'd be screwed then when they found out the truth. People care more about pets than about non-whites going missing.

Han Antilles
06-22-2005, 01:31 PM
I'm just annoyed about having the media giving her more press. :banghead

Samantha Koortyn
06-22-2005, 01:34 PM
She's getting half a million for a book and MOVIE deal. Like anyone cares about the life of some rich chick living in Podunk, Georgia.

Kota'vin Zarturus
06-22-2005, 01:54 PM
Wasn't this already a Julia Roberts movie? Why would anyone pay to see and read about it again?

Corran Antilles
06-22-2005, 01:58 PM
Sounds like a role for J.Lo LOL

Kota'vin Zarturus
06-22-2005, 02:03 PM
Oh god no, the horror, THE SHEER ABSOLUTE HORROR! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Darth Sivan
06-22-2005, 04:32 PM
Gods below. Anything but. HER. :x

Corran Antilles
06-22-2005, 04:51 PM
Well, Sivan...how about you? ;) Maybe Sythis wants that you marry me... *runs himself*

Darth Sivan
06-23-2005, 12:01 PM
:P

Corran Antilles
06-23-2005, 12:08 PM
Enchanting...

Samantha Koortyn
06-23-2005, 12:34 PM
I can't believe I kissed her.

Corran Antilles
06-23-2005, 12:45 PM
So it's tradition that I have to kiss her too?

Djaevor Svartsjael
06-23-2005, 08:18 PM
Relax. I'll do that for you. -sneers at Sivan- My runaway bride.

'Rest assured you'll get some media--one or the other way.'

Darth Sivan
06-24-2005, 12:53 PM
Well, you know if I went with you it will always be bad media. ;)

*nuzzles up to his chest*

Corran Antilles
06-24-2005, 01:06 PM
I never had any chance against him... *shrugs, walks away* But we still have this:

<img border=0 src="http://corran-antilles.privat.t-online.de/Tales/joke/SivanCorranjoke.jpg" />

Samantha Koortyn
06-24-2005, 01:14 PM
:smack

Matheron Thayer
06-25-2005, 03:15 AM
-glances at the cover- Huh? That dotn't look me like Sivan. -noticing Corran's displeased glint- Er.. I hadn't recognized her in that one, I mean.