Random Image Captioning Game

[Rurouni Jedi]

...like the Epics captioning game, but without limitation on whatever image goes in here.

...of course it should be an image which does not offend the sensibilities of well...most people. But that goes without saying.

First image:

http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii30/zhugeliangpm/angry_baby_head.jpg

[Samantha Koortyn]

No Wire Hangars... Ever!

[Garrick Farrell]

The same face Corran made after watching the Dark Knight trailer.

[Rurouni Jedi]

Hey! Corran's gone until Monday. It's not right to hit when he can't hit back. :p

...well, I take that back...*snicker*

[Han Antilles]

"What do you mean it's BSG's last season!!!"

[Cal Stravin]

It's like burping a baby... only with rage.

[Mischa Margolin]

Kaaaaaaaaaahn!

[Corran Antilles]

Kneel before Zoooood!!!



*writes Garrick and Rurouni in his little black admin book* tztztz...

[Garrick Farrell]

I was already in the black book from the trivia game...
I just moved up the list.

[Rurouni Jedi]

I declare Mischa the winner!

That baby is indeed Shatner-esque (chubby and balding). :p

[Rurouni Jedi]

...erm...next pic goes to the winner... :)

[Samantha Koortyn]

Mischa?

[Mischa Margolin]

Eeep! Sorry guys. :D I'll get one posted after work today.

[Mischa Margolin]

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e343/Angelariel65/carnivallll.jpg

[Wen_Mernde]

While singing the song, "Y M C A", the bug's arms froze at the "Y" part.

[Rurouni Jedi]

I once caught a fly thiiiis biiiig!

[Garrick Farrell]

Orton pose! \__0__/

[Samantha Koortyn]

I'm free of my cocoon, FReeeeeee *splat*

[Corran Antilles]

I am thiiiiiiis tall.

[Cal Stravin]

Don't shoot, officer! Yes I know I bit his head off, but he was my husband! I'm a praying mantis, it's what I do!

[Maguire Taliba]

I feel pretty!

Oh so pretty!


I feel pretty, and witty, and GAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! :D

[Rurouni Jedi]

I think it's time to name a winner.

[Mischa Margolin]

Sorry 'bout that. Stravin for the win.

[Cal Stravin]

Heh. Sorry for the delay.

[Corran Antilles]

We'll need a bigger boat.

[Rurouni Jedi]

*Familiar instrumental movie music plays*

"Hey, good song choice. I liked that movie too; it was really scary and kept me out of the water for awhile. That said--as you can plainly see since I'm in my kayak--I got over that fear. Still...just what prompted you to play that now?"

[Cal Stravin]

Any other takers?

[Leto Tariq]

Tailgating bites.

[Cal Stravin]

Well, Ruroni, Boss... I hate to say it, but the 'Rat wins. He culminated my love of football and scalpel-like cutting irony in two words. My commendations, Leto.

[Rurouni Jedi]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Just kidding.

We need more players.

[Rurouni Jedi]

*NEW RULE*: Within one week of the posting of the image, all answers must be submitted. This will move the game along faster.

[Leto Tariq]

It's just a captioning game... :rolleyes:

Well, Ruroni, Boss... I hate to say it, but the 'Rat wins. He culminated my love of football and scalpel-like cutting irony in two words. My commendations, Leto.

Actually it was referring to this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tailgating) practice, but I guess that works too.

And dammit. :p I'll see if I can find anything soon.

[Leto Tariq]

This one should be good enough, hopefully.


http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a300/gregseven7/catdance.jpg

[Rurouni Jedi]

It's just a captioning game...

True. That said, the week starts now (this game will have the time limit...I think I should get some leeway to set the rules on this one since I started this thread). :)

[Corran Antilles]

Caturday Night's fever!

[Rurouni Jedi]

10 seconds prior to photo being taken: *Scratch scratch*

OOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!! Hey, who said you could use me as a scratching post!!!!

[Leto Tariq]

Wow, this one really bombed.

If no-one has anymore entries, I'll just pick one early.

[Traven Dunn]

Again the Tetradisco Gramophone Clerics used their GunCata to fight the sense offender.

[Rianna Organa]

Y M C A......

[Samantha Koortyn]

I can only reply with this. (http://www.moshgirl.com/images/mosh-girl-original-hp.jpg)

[Han Antilles]

Of course, site is blocked over here. :rolleyes:

[Leto Tariq]

Giving it to Traven. Pun and Equilibrium reference for the win.

[Traven Dunn]

Thank you, Captain Tariq.

Here is the next image:

[Samantha Koortyn]

All the problems in the world can be solved by being naked in front of the sea...

with a life raft.

[Garrick Farrell]

It was at this point her parents perhaps regretted being so cheap in getting their daughter swimming lessons.

[Rurouni Jedi]

New Dunkin' Donuts ad created the same ad agency that works for Abercrombie & Fitch...

[Rurouni Jedi]

It's almost been a week. Any more?

[Traven Dunn]

Samantha is the winner this time.

[Samantha Koortyn]

Yay, I never win these. :] Let me go find something.

[Samantha Koortyn]

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/2798/april082046c9b0avc1.jpg

[Corran Antilles]

"Damn step aerobic!"

[Leto Tariq]

"Rockfucking: How species get endangered."




... What? :glance

[Samantha Koortyn]

"What" is right :p

[Rurouni Jedi]

"If I only had wings and could breathe fire, I could be...Dragon Cat!"

[Jarivena Head]

From the cats' look I'd say he's thinking "Hello lunch" :)

[Rurouni Jedi]

Any more?

[Samantha Koortyn]

I'll go ahead and pick Corran's as the best :]

[Corran Antilles]

Thank you! Here's mine:

[Rurouni Jedi]

"Kiss me."

[Jarivena Head]

"I'm the gorilla' your dreams"

[Han Antilles]

"So kiss me..."

[Leto Tariq]

"After many days of extensive research, tests, and formulas, scientists finally found the one person who thought Leto's last caption was funny."

[Corran Antilles]

And the winner is Leto.

[Samantha Koortyn]

Heh :]

[Rurouni Jedi]

Pity that the Epics captioning game has died...

[Corran Antilles]

Yes, obviously Maguire disappeared. I will post a new pic there and restart it.

[Rurouni Jedi]

Thank you.

[Leto Tariq]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a300/gregseven7/263.jpg

[Wen_Mernde]

"But where is the cream filling?"

[Corran Antilles]

And so Linus found out the truth about the big pumpkin...

[Rurouni Jedi]

At the moment of the birth of "Dark Seed," where he ate his way out from his friendly outer shell to cause sheer terror in suburbia.

[Leto Tariq]

Any others? If not I'll pick a winner tomorrow.

[Leto Tariq]

Wen wins. :)

[Cyan Madine]

I definitely laughed out loud at Wen's response - good choice! *flees*

[Wen_Mernde]

*grins* I've never won a caption contest before. Thanks, Leto! Thanks for the compliment, Cyan. I will find a picture and post it later tonight, laptop willing.

edit: If it is a small enough picture, would I just be able to put it within this post? I am not familiar with putting pictures on Epics.

[Val'kia Navin]

Defintiely a good choice. I giggled at that one.

Wen there is an an attachment thingie (yes that's the technical term :p) in the reply box. You just need to click on "Go Advanced" and it will show an "Attach Files" option.

[Wen_Mernde]

Because I like cats, I found this on google:

977

Thanks, Val!

[Matheron Thayer]

Don't call me squirrel!

[Haika Vibrose]

...roar...

[Corran Antilles]

"I WILL win this staring contest!!!"

[Telemachus]

Thunder Cats rejection, audition #TK421.

[Rurouni Jedi]

"Why yes, I got cat class and I got cat style..."

[Garrick Farrell]

Photo #2353 from Garrick's Cats-In-A-Light-Socket Experiment

[Wen_Mernde]

Are there any other entries?

I will post the winner tomorrow.

[Wen_Mernde]

And the winner is....Corran!

[Corran Antilles]

Thanks, Wen! :D

And here's the next pic:

[Rianna Organa]

Ohhhh baby




Sorry it was the only thing that came to mind..

[Samantha Koortyn]

Mmm bacon.

[Rurouni Jedi]

Ziggy piggy, Ziggy piggy, Ziggy piggy...

[Corran Antilles]

The winner is: Sam!

[Rurouni Jedi]

Wow, Sam is now the current reigning "champion" of both captioning games! Conspiracy? :p

[Corran Antilles]

We are scared of her. ;) Just kidding.

[Samantha Koortyn]

I'm kind of surprised myself. :] I'll look for a pic.

[Samantha Koortyn]

Here you go.

[Corran Antilles]

The secret weapons of the German team. Any more questions why they won 2 : 0 against Poland?

[Traven Dunn]

"And you really think, this will help that people won't eat us?"

[Rurouni Jedi]

"And Little takes the ball...she's flapping down the middle of the field...fires the shot and....GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!"

[Haika Vibrose]

The only thing funnier than a Chicken playing football...a chicken getting hit by a football.


Yes, that's what I see when I look.

[Samantha Koortyn]

Rurouni gets it :]

[Rurouni Jedi]

Yay! I won! :)

Here's the new pic:

http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii30/zhugeliangpm/Baby_ginger_monkey.jpg

[Corran Antilles]

"Damn casting agents! They said I'm too cute to play the monkey in Outbreak."

[Crystal Clayr]

Baby Ewok Says "I saw the end, no one was spared. Not even the Ewoks"

[Rurouni Jedi]

Was the pic too hard? I really don't want to have only two entries to choose from.

[Samantha Koortyn]

Yum, orange sherbet.

[Leto Tariq]

"And now, young Skywalker, you shall... die."

[Jarivena Head]

"Is this what they meant by getting a head in show biz?"

[Wen_Mernde]

"...but it was supposed to be a mohawk hairstyle"

[Rurouni Jedi]

Last call for alcoh...I mean...entries. A winner will be named later tonight or sometime tomorrow.

[Rurouni Jedi]

I name Jarivena the winner this time. :)

[Jarivena Head]

I name Jarivena the winner this time. :)

:woohoo Must have been the line about getting a head in show biz :)

[Rurouni Jedi]

You know...I completely missed that "hidden meaning" until you pointed it out. :p

[Jarivena Head]

I will have to hunt something up for the next pic

[Jarivena Head]

Ok folks, have a go at this one :)
http://usera.imagecave.com/charlie_tuna/50atnight.jpg

[Cyan Madine]

"Wait, so -what- kind of bullet did you say you put into this thing?"

[Rurouni Jedi]

Early morning photo of some politicians on a hunting trip in a quiet forest.

EDIT: I wanted "morning" not "mourning." Thus, I have corrected that.

[Crystal Clayr]

Wait, was I supposed to shoot the white rabbit or follow it?

[Garrick Farrell]

That'll teach those damn kids to stay off my lawn.

[Samantha Koortyn]

Does this gun match my beret?

[Corran Antilles]

"Ooopsy"

[Han Antilles]

"What are we supposed to be shooting at?"

[Jarivena Head]

Any more, wondering if I should let this go til sunday nite or call it tomorrow?

[Corran Antilles]

Whatever you think is right.

[Han Antilles]

Up to you!

[Jarivena Head]

I'll let it go until sunday nite or monday.
I thought there'd be something on going after spammers with this pic :)

[Jarivena Head]

Are ties acceptable? I can't deciede between Sam's or Han's

[Han Antilles]

Make it me, dammit!

[Samantha Koortyn]

No me!

[Jarivena Head]

:lol

Ok, you two I'll resort to the '2 sided random enumerator' to settle it

[Rurouni Jedi]

So...who won?

[Leto Tariq]

I'd say unless Jari has decided on an official winner yet, Sam or Han whichever one of you wants to put an image up first go ahead.

[Samantha Koortyn]

Wahey

http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/1515/humorpictures1ebff2xv1.jpg

[Wen_Mernde]

I don't think the image is working. All I see is a red x.

[Han Antilles]

My filter is blocking, so I have no clue what is posted.

[Corran Antilles]

Weird. I could see it first. Now it's gone.

Edit: Now it's there again.

My caption for it:

Mess with the best, die like the rest.

[Samantha Koortyn]

It's imageshack so it's not my fault. :p

[Traven Dunn]

Pain is so close to pleasure.

[Han Antilles]

Figures. Imageshack is blocked over here. :rolleyes:

[Rurouni Jedi]

"Oh No! A giant woman just took a bite out of my husband!"

...Climactic scene from the never-to-be-made movie, "Mr. Bill's Wedding Night Horror."

[Jarivena Head]

Sory about that, I got unplugged for the last five days.
Sam, you won anyway :)

[Haika Vibrose]

A much more realistic representation of marriage.

*runz from those married people here*

[Rurouni Jedi]

...and the "winner" is?

[Samantha Koortyn]

I'll give it to Corran.

[Corran Antilles]

Thanks, Sam. :D Here's the next one:

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/117/8628vm0.jpg

[Jarivena Head]

Seagull says "What sign?"

[Haika Vibrose]

"I'm a frakking rebel..."

[Samantha Koortyn]

"This sign was totally shopped. I can tell from the pixels and from the many shops I have seen."

[Rurouni Jedi]

"Pfft, yeah, like I can read in human."

[Wen_Mernde]

"I'm here to protest the imprisonment of my fellow fowl."

[Rurouni Jedi]

Any more?

[Corran Antilles]

The winner is: Haika!

[Haika Vibrose]

Wow, I wasn't expecting that. I'll dig something up.

Edit: And here we go.

http://www.funnypicturefunnyphoto.com/funny-picture-photo-3241BethaniaVillage-Simon-Pais-Thomas.jpg

[Rurouni Jedi]

Chris Angel, age 15 during a magic trick that went awry...

And yes, at that age he "wasn't ready."

[Corran Antilles]

"That's the key to my heart... and hopefully my other body parts as well. Wherever they locked them in..."

[Rurouni Jedi]

Wow, only two people attempted this one?

[Jarivena Head]

could be the pic's a bit too sureal? since it looks like you only have 2 choices, flip a coin for the winner :)

[Samantha Koortyn]

"It's always in the last place you look..."

[Leto Tariq]

"They all laughed at him before, but today, it was HeadArmMan's day to shine."

[Haika Vibrose]

Oh god, Leto wins...

[Leto Tariq]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a300/gregseven7/husbandwithiron.jpg

[Corran Antilles]

Number 98 of 101 easy ways to be forced to sleep on the couch

[Telemachus]

When Gertrude said she likes her buns burnt, this isn't exactly what she had in mind.

[Traven Dunn]

In times before Botox there was one way only to remove wrinkles.

[Rurouni Jedi]

"Seriously Honey, there was a big ol' crease in your dress right there that just cried out to be straightened!"

[Leto Tariq]

Traven wins.

[Traven Dunn]

Thank you, Captain Tariq.

Here is the next picture:

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/2894/babyblackbeartongueaw3.jpg

[Haika Vibrose]

Gene Simmons went through a few costumes before settling on the "Demon".

[Traven Dunn]

Anybody else or shall Mr. Vibrose get the next turn without competition?

[Rurouni Jedi]

I don't see an image. Is it just me?

[Leto Tariq]

It was there before, but it isn't working now, for some reason.

[Traven Dunn]

Is it working again now?

[Rurouni Jedi]

Yes, I can see it now. :)

"Yeah, I'm a tree hugger! So what? Meeeeeeeh." :p

[Wen_Mernde]

"Does my tongue make me look fat?"

[Traven Dunn]

I apologise for the delay.

Miss Mernde is the winner.

[Wen_Mernde]

Thank you, Mr. Dunn!

Here we go:
1009

[Corran Antilles]

How to become a Superhero Chapter 10: The radioactive mantis.

[Rurouni Jedi]

"Why yes indeed, this program's got bugs. Did you think I meant computers?"

*Edit: Just to clarify, I'm talking about an educational program.

[Wen_Mernde]

Any more?

[Leto Tariq]

"Bad dates can be so clingy."

or

"My co-workers bug the hell out of me."

[Wen_Mernde]

And the winner is....Corran.

[Corran Antilles]

Thanks, Wen! :)

And here's the next:

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/9121/sheepsk2.jpg

[Telemachus]

Newly revealed footage of what ACTUALLY happened at the Battle of Thermoplyea.

[Samantha Koortyn]

Do you remember where we parked the car?

[Jarivena Head]

"Hi, I'm going to be a bit late, I'm stuck in really baaa'd traffic
:)

[Rurouni Jedi]

"Mr. Artist, what do you call this?"

"Why, I call it Insomniac's Nightmare."

[Rurouni Jedi]

To quote Han: "any more?"

[Leto Tariq]

"My car never arrived on time. It was improperly sheeped."

[Corran Antilles]

And the winner is: Leto!

[Leto Tariq]

This should be good enough for a caption, hopefully.

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a300/gregseven7/horseinhole.jpg

[Samantha Koortyn]

What for you bury me in the cold cold ground?

[Matheron Thayer]

Y'all take me for a ride, right?

[Rurouni Jedi]

On the planet Earth, a horse is rescued from the gaping maw of "Little Sarlac."

[Corran Antilles]

Quietly Mr. Ed cursed the paparazzi for being around as this <i>incident</i> happened after partying with Paris Hilton. Worst was that Lassie would bitch about this with "Didn't I warn you about falling into wells?"

[Leto Tariq]

If there are not any more I'll choose a winner tomorrow.

[Jarivena Head]

"Will you layoff the lame attempts at humor and get me out of here"

[Leto Tariq]

Giving it to Corran.

[Corran Antilles]

Thanks, Leto. :D

Here's a new one:

[Wen_Mernde]

A future crime scene investigater.

[Mischa Margolin]

"Damn shame what they did to that dog" (Totally stole that from Coming to America :p)

[Rurouni Jedi]

"Remember Woofie, stay within the chalk line of protection and the demons can't touch you."

[Jarivena Head]

Shortly after this pic was taken, both were called to dinner, leaving only the outline and the outrage of a passing peta follower wanting to know where the 'body' was and how it 'died' :)

[Corran Antilles]

This one goes to Rurouni. :)

[Rurouni Jedi]

Yay! :)

Here's the new one:

http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii30/zhugeliangpm/Strange-toilet-sign-in-Korea.jpg

[Rurouni Jedi]

Should I find another image?

[Jarivena Head]

I'm thinking of something on 'Peeping Toms' but can't come up with anything proper caption wise.

[Jerva Kutac]

In Korea humping the toilet stall is an accepted bonding ritual.

[Rurouni Jedi]

Since Jerva made an entry, I think I'll leave it. :p

And nice job, Jerva, of picking out that it was a Korean sign. :)

[Corran Antilles]

Hooray for unisex-toilets!

[Traven Dunn]

I find your lack of toilet paper disturbing.

[Rurouni Jedi]

I think I'll end this one early since people are struggling with it.

Traven! You win!

[Traven Dunn]

Thank you, Rurouni.

And the next pic:

http://img357.imageshack.us/img357/6085/pissedcatkj6.jpg

[Jarivena Head]

That's one really annoyed cat

[Samantha Koortyn]

Damnit, who put this pool here?!

[Leto Tariq]

"The competitor from Czechoslovenia was most displeased at Phelps' victory."

[Wen_Mernde]

Upon waking up in a pool, the cat vowed to have his revenge against the squirrels who had put him there.

[Jarivena Head]

Here we see the incident that led a simple orange tabby to eventually become Darth Kitty

[Rurouni Jedi]

*Meeoweth...I knew Jesse and James would blow it again. Why can we never get ahold of that Pikachu???"

[Rurouni Jedi]

?

[Traven Dunn]

I have to apologise. I forgot about this.

Captain Tariq is the winner.

[Leto Tariq]

I'll find a pic later today when I have more time. :)

[Rurouni Jedi]

So...

[Leto Tariq]

Sorry, things came up.


http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a300/gregseven7/bikeyard.jpg


If that one doesn't work, I'll find another one.

[Corran Antilles]

Dawn of the bicycles... When there's no more room in the sheds, the bikes will conquer the earth.

[Traven Dunn]

Indiana Jones and the secret graveyard of the lost bicycles. Now in a theatre near you!

[Samantha Koortyn]

Bicycle rave! :headbang

[Jarivena Head]

Hmm, I'd like to know the real story behind that pic :)

[Jerva Kutac]

This photo shows the alleged thief looking out over the collection of bicycles he allegedly stole from children in the community.

[Jarivena Head]

bloody frack! there must be a couple k of bikes in that yard

[Rurouni Jedi]

A photo taken on the outskirts of the mysterious "Cannondale Triangle," which for reasons yet to be understood by science has swallowed up all manner of bicycle forms over the years.

[Rurouni Jedi]

hmmm...

[Leto Tariq]

Corran wins.

[Corran Antilles]

Thanks, Leto. :) And a new one:

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/4117/apepoolsl6.jpg

[Samantha Koortyn]

Calgon take me away...

[Wen_Mernde]

"The bet was to touch his beard, not just his arm"

[Rurouni Jedi]

Look, it's a Zen Monk(key)!

[Corran Antilles]

And the winner is: Wen!

[Wen_Mernde]

Thanks, Corran!

I found this while surfing google:

1022

[Corran Antilles]

One of Lucius Fox's lesser known inventions: The Catpod. Sadly it didn't come in black.

[Wen_Mernde]

If anyone else wants to add something, I will decide who the winner is on Saturday.

[Jarivena Head]

Hmm, well I know it's not a 'cat' allac nor did the plans for it came from a 'cat'alog (at least I hope not) but if it got into an accident it might be a 'cat'tastrophe

[Leto Tariq]

"The seventh sign of the upcoming Cataclysm."

(But Jari wins out over mine since I did little more than copy :p)

[Wen_Mernde]

It was a close decision and the winner is Jari.

[Jarivena Head]

It was a close decision and the winner is Jari.
So it was serial cat puns for the win? :lol
I'll have to hunt something up mor interesting than my last offering :)

[Wen_Mernde]

Well, I really liked Corran's comment about the vehicle coming in black. But the it was the inclusion of "'cat'alog" that was the deciding factor. :)

[Jarivena Head]

Since I took so long to get this up, here's 2 pics :)
<img src="http://usera.ImageCave.com/charlie_tuna/Oooppss.jpg"> Wide tank meets narrow bridge

http://usera.ImageCave.com/charlie_tuna/partykitty-after.jpg
have fun :)

[Moff Willem von Aath]

New at the LOLcats headline: Orgasm Cat.

[Corran Antilles]

"I has made crash tank with brain powerz while sleepin'."

[Traven Dunn]

For the first pic: "Ozzel's first grunt experience was as clumsy as it was stupid."

[Jarivena Head]

Any more?

[Rurouni Jedi]

"Meeoow...sniff...was it my imagination or did I just hear something outside? I'm too lazy to go check...zzzzzzz..."

[Jarivena Head]

Hmm, it appears I got a tie between the two flyguys, do I have you two come up with a tie breaker or just flip a coin?