A joke a day... - Page 110

*Matheron Thayer* · 07-16-2012, 03:52 PM

Now.. that might make fowks pause for a minute.

**Corran Antilles** · 07-22-2012, 10:56 AM

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*Matheron Thayer* · 07-22-2012, 04:53 PM

Jarivena Head · 07-22-2012, 09:21 PM

This really cute little girl goes into the pet store. She is at the stage where she is getting her adult teeth, and her two middle upper teeth are missing. The store keeper has little girls of his own, and he thinks she is so charming. She comes up to the counter, and lisps, "Do you have any baby wabbits?" The storekeeper smiled, and said, "Yes, and we have several colors too.
We have white ones, a very pretty grey one, and a very unusual black one. Which do you think you would like?"
The little girl shrugged, and replied, "I don't weally think my Python would give a thit!"

Aria Drake · 07-22-2012, 10:34 PM

**Corran Antilles** · 07-23-2012, 12:21 PM

Evil kid LOL

Aria Drake · 07-24-2012, 02:48 PM

**Corran Antilles** · 07-24-2012, 02:59 PM

Good one. But where's Spock and Lizard?

*Matheron Thayer* · 07-24-2012, 03:52 PM

Yea, always choose Spock! The Vulcan death grip beats anything. ;D

**Corran Antilles** · 07-25-2012, 02:03 PM

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**Samantha Koortyn** · 07-25-2012, 04:23 PM

Damnit Corran!

*Matheron Thayer* · 07-25-2012, 04:55 PM

Hmm.. I don't get it.

**Corran Antilles** · 07-25-2012, 05:03 PM

Try to say it loud, Math.

*Matheron Thayer* · 07-25-2012, 05:50 PM

I did. Well.. slowly. Faster. -shrugs-

Is it supposed to break my tongue or make me say something dirty?

Jelt · 07-25-2012, 08:33 PM

Well it broke my tongue.

Aria Drake · 07-25-2012, 09:09 PM

Jarivena Head · 07-25-2012, 09:19 PM

If you think that was a mouthful, how about the old one about the lady that engages in transactions involving the discarded housing of invertebrate marine organisms by the waterside otherwise known as She sells seashells by the seashore.

*Matheron Thayer* · 07-26-2012, 02:37 AM

Well, I used to work in communications... I'm supposed to be good with the tongue. ;]

**Corran Antilles** · 07-26-2012, 12:08 PM

Then say fast this German tonguebreaker: "Wachsmaske Messwechsel. Messwechsel Wachsmaske." The second Wachsmaske is difficult.

*Matheron Thayer* · 07-26-2012, 05:53 PM

Indeed, Corran, that is a good deal more demanding.

Especially since the second Wachsmaske sounds odd in your head even if you manage to pronounce it correctly.