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Old 12-28-2005, 03:42 PM   #1
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Default Shatner To Hawk DVDs

Star Trek star William Shatner announced that he will be selling DVDs of obscure SF movies in a new Web-based DVD-of-the-month club, focusing on what he calls "the best sci-fi movies that didn't come to a theater near you."

The Official William Shatner DVD Club promises a new DVD every month for an annual fee of $47.99, starting with a free copy of 2000's werewolf movie Ginger Snaps.

"I've chosen a select group of memorable and entertaining sci-fi movies that never got the exposure they deserved and made them available to fans everywhere at a great price," Shatner said in a statement.

Upcoming titles include 2002's Close Your Eyes (also released as Doctor Sleep), the 2004 French movie Immortal (Immortel ad Vitam) and the 2004 TV movie Dragon Storm, which debuted on SCI FI Channel.

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Old 12-28-2005, 03:57 PM   #2
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Dude, if they are actually trying to make people pay for some of those SciFi Channel movies they are insane.
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Old 12-28-2005, 04:00 PM   #3
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Dragon Storm was horrible.
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Old 12-28-2005, 05:04 PM   #4
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As was Night of the Living Dead, Rave to the Grave

… I can’t believe I watched that – all of it! I must have actually killed brain cells.
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Old 12-28-2005, 05:14 PM   #5
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Default Re: Shatner To Hawk DVDs

Ha, I watched it all too. :] I liked the zombie at the end, hitchhiking to the party and he never made it.
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Old 12-28-2005, 05:21 PM   #6
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There are reasons why some movie never made it to the theater.
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Old 12-28-2005, 05:38 PM   #7
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The sad thing is, so many awful movies still make it to the theater! For example:

Catwoman ;)
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Old 12-28-2005, 05:39 PM   #8
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Default Re: Shatner To Hawk DVDs

The worst movie I ever saw was The Mangler. Imagine my surprise when I saw in the video store there is a sequel.

Although, I think the worst of all is that one where Gary Busey plays a living, murdering gingerbread man.

No lie. I almost want to rent it just to see...
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Old 12-28-2005, 05:52 PM   #9
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Gary Busey plays a living, murdering gingerbread man.

^ Oh, it sounds so bad it’s tempting!

… My favorite awful movie is Queen of the Damned – For vampire fan, it was like a stake through the heart (yes, the pun was intended ;p)

Eventually, the anger subsided and I could watch it for a good laugh.

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Old 12-29-2005, 01:28 AM   #10
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Okay, totally random, but:

WHY would you go through life with a name like Shatner? I mean, it sounds like someone's speaking about the relitive closeness of, shall we say, dung to another object.

"Heeeyup. Watch yer step ovar thar, lill missy, Ol' Bessy shatner thart area."

I mean, am I right? Am I not -totally- right?
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Old 12-29-2005, 01:31 AM   #11
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Oh why did I read that while drinking some water?

Dammit Davin.
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I wubs ya too, Val .
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Old 12-29-2005, 01:41 AM   #13
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Tell that to my keyboard and desk top, you lunatic.
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Old 12-29-2005, 01:48 AM   #14
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*shifty eyes* Oh, so now you're trying to pin this keyboard's death on me, eh? Trap the Trampy Trump in his own game? Oh clever, but not that clever.




I knew from the first minute I set eyes on the dame that she was trouble. Trouble. Not trouble I couldn't handle, but trouble in the best possible way that a dame can be trouble to a man.

When I saw her there, standing over the keyboard, water still dripping from the keys and from her nose, and she looked me in the eye and said in that voice dame's always use: "Dammit Davin!"

Well... I knew right then she was trouble. The best kind of trouble.

It was clear enough: There she stood, dripping water and curses alternately, right over the dead keyboard with a glass of water in her hand. Who else could-it-a-been? The butler? Naw, not a dame like this. She did her own dirty work.

Would I take the rap for her? Naw. Trouble is trouble, whether the good kind of the bad.

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Old 12-29-2005, 01:53 AM   #15
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*chokes*

FRAAAK! You are so dead I swear. *goes to clear the water out of her lungs*

Oh my epiglottis!
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I love it.
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Two thoughts:

1. "Oh my aching epiglottis!" would be the best line -evar-

and

2. This Dame was Dangerous. Dangerous with double D's. Err--I mean, Dangerous with a double D. Double D'd dangerous. Actually I don't know what she was, but this Dame had a pair of dangers on her the size of the empire state building to my eyes.



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Well, there's the next quote of the week.
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