A joke a day...

[Garrett Mendal]

Originally Posted by Corran Antilles

One man said to another, "I didn't sleep with my wife before I got married. How about you?"

The man replied, "I don't know. What was her maiden name?"

In defense of the language, she wasn't my wife before I married her. Doesn't mean I didn't sleep with her. Just didn't sleep with my wife.

[Corran Antilles]

You found a loophole.

[Matheron Thayer]

Ha ha. That's Clintonesque. ;D

[Garrett Mendal]

[Corran Antilles]

Not really a joke, but it made me laugh:

“I can’t believe I’m standing in the place where Daniel Day-Lewis just was. I feel like I’ll be a better actor just from the radiation,” ~ Ben Affleck, accepting the SAG award on behalf of the cast of Argo.

[Corran Antilles]

The birth of grammar